"Armageddon is imminent!"

by nowwhat? 34 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • nowwhat?

    Remember top shelf tony da turd broadcasting that world wide 2 years ago at the end of the convention? Well 2 years later do we see the slightest hint of the nation's declaring peace and security or going after religion? So how was it imminent? These jdub's will never learn.

  • stan livedeath
    stan livedeath

    you can always fool some of the peiple some of the time.

    anyone who eagerly looks forward to the wholesale slaugter of most of mankind is seriously deranged.

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  • punkofnice

    He was probably drunk at the time. He usually seems to be.

  • tiki

    It remains imminent....today, tomorrow.....

  • Biahi

    Give us all your money today, we declare Armageddon to be tomorrow, send your cash and valuables to CCJW, not WTBTS, then hide in your bunker!

  • Half banana
    Half banana

    After one hundred and forty years of Watchtower fake news and false prophecies, for JWs the word "imminent" has lost its proper meaning.

    JWs are so removed from reality, they say the word imminent to show solidarity but know full well that big A is not coming anytime soon.

    Nowadays it's more like a signal to remind the faithful to keep going. It has become part of being seen to be obedient to the cult, nailing your colours to the mast, saying it but not actually actually believing it.

  • sir82

    It's closer than the inside of your eyelid!

    Don't buy any green bananas!

    We're in the last seconds of the last days!

    <Yawn>...same crap I've been hearing for the past 50+ years.

  • WTWizard

    It has been imminent ever since Judaism started, even before islam and christi-SCAM-ity. They all keep preaching that judgment is imminent, and that they need to continue working toward global enslavement which will be imminent the more people practice any of those three foul religions.

  • Vidiot

    I suppose the Org's slow, humiliating decline looks kind of Armageddon-ish...

    ...if you tilt your head to one side and squint.


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