roflmao @ jst2
This is really stupid ... BUT
by Big Tex 44 Replies latest jw friends
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jst2laws
Aaaaaaaannnnnnnnddddddd Ttttthhhhheeennnnn?
jst2
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Big Tex
Well the spelunking was a quick in and out procedure. He called it a "quickie"
Should I show up with flowers or candy when I take the stress test?
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Brummie
WHAT IF YOU ENJOY IT.
Well that stop him waiting another 10 years en it, he'll be in for a regular check.
BT will be thinking of you matey, let us know how things go, these things cause anxiety in the strongest of people.
Brummie
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Maverick
Big Tex after 40 you should get checked once a year. I work on Doctors homes and as a whole they are a great bunch. The first time my doc checked my prostate all I could say was that I found it hard to believe some people do this for recreation! I thought the guy was going to die laughing! Get a Doctor you feel good about. Don't let him push you around. When I got my last check-up I joked and flirted with the staff, and I brought them all dounuts! Win them over and they will look after you. Good luck! Maverick
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jst2laws
Big Tex,
Well the spelunking was a quick in and out procedure. He called it a "quickie"
Should I show up with flowers or candy when I take the stress test?
(laughed out loud, then)
Jst2laws
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teenyuck
When I was a kid, about 13, my parents were janitors (they were being good little JWs) and one of the offices they cleaned was an OB/GYN. I can remember looking at the examining table and trying to figure it out. I knew what it was for and I knew what was being examined, but I couldn't figure out the exact mechanics. So I thought about it and I thought this was the only way it could work. The table was for the doctor. He had to lie on his back while the woman stood up in the stirrups (I mean what else would they be for?) and she would brace herself by holding on to the ceiling tiles. Made perfect sense to me.
ROTFLMAO!!
{{Big Tex, Nina}}
Last night, on The King of Queens, the wife goes to see the OB/GYN. My husband looked at the table and said "That is what you have been talking about, huh?"
I have tried to explain what happens, he won't listen. No kids, so no need for him to go. He almost got to see it.
Like Rayvn, I have gone, told the doc my symtoms, what I thought it was and 9 times out of 10 they agree. That is scary. I hate being right on that stuff. I want them to tell me I am wrong.
Anyway, I hope you are fine. I am sure you will be.
Hugs.
Tina
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Big Tex
Reason No. 245 why I would not want to be a woman: the gynecologist exam. It's bad enough the position I must assume to have my prostate examined, but climbing up on that bad boy and getting in the position required for that examination .... uh, that ain't happening.
And then there's that whole walking in heels thing . . . .
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Brummie
And then there's that whole walking in heels thing . . . .
bwahahaahahahahah
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Brummie
BTW will you be following the custom of some here and post photos? Sort of "The apostafest internal photo thread"..