Whats the difference between a vulture and a lawyer?
The vulture doesnt get frequent flyer points
Just a few more
by BugEye 139 Replies latest social humour
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BugEye
Whats the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
When you die, the leech drops off!
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BugEye
Whats the difference between broccoli and snot?
You cannot get kids to eat broccoli!
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BugEye
'I may be 87 but I still make love nearly every night.'
'bullshit'
'No, s'truth.'
'I nearly made it on Monday, I nearly made it on Tuesday ...'
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Scorpion
ROTFLOL
I have'nt read this thread in a while.
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BugEye
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for
their teacher.The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and
said "I bet I know what it is — it's some flowers!""That's right!" shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She
held it up, shook it and said "I bet I know what it is — it's a box of
candy!""That's right!" shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held
it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger
and tasted it."Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered. The teacher touched another drop to her
tongue."Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
''What is it?"
"A puppy!"
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BugEye
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty bad. The morgue
needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Daryl and
Gomer were sent for. Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the
sheet. Daryl said, ''Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over.'' The
mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, ''Nope, ain't Bubba.'' The
mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in
to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said, ''Yup, he's
burnt real bad, roll him over.'' The mortician rolled him over and
Gomer said, ''No, it ain't Bubba.'' The mortician asked, ''How can you
tell?'' Gomer said, ''Well, Bubba had two assholes.'' ''What? He had two
assholes?'' said the mortician. ''Yup, everyone in town knew he had two
assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes
Bubba with them two assholes.'' -
BugEye
How does herpes leave the hospital?
On crotches.
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BugEye
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other?
A: Wow! You really do taste like chicken. -
BugEye
Agony: a one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.