TOP 35 OXYMORONS

by hippikon 17 Replies latest social humour

  • Kenneson
    Kenneson

    Cruel kindness.

  • ApagaLaLuz
    ApagaLaLuz

    Bitter Sweet

  • StinkyPantz
    StinkyPantz

    Head Butt

  • Yerusalyim
    Yerusalyim

    Actually, the Terribly pleased isn't necessarily an oxymoron sense "Terribly" can mean Greatly, in fact does in it's most pure definition.

    My entry, "Running in Place"

    "Standing Down"

    "Deafening Silence"

  • Brummie
    Brummie

    present truth

    (as in it could all be lies tomorrow)

  • waiting
    waiting

    "Perhaps the most revolting character that the United States ever produced was the Christian business man." HL Mencken

    I believe that qualifies an an oxymoron.

    While driving through Washington DC, I spotted a car with a big sign on the side: "Secret Intelligence." Like.......why put a sign up if it's a secret?

    waiting

  • little witch
    little witch

    Big Wienie?

  • hippikon
    hippikon

    creation science

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