TOP 35 OXYMORONS

by hippikon 17 Replies latest social humour

  • hippikon
    hippikon

    "TOP 35 OXYMORONS:" 35. State worker
    34. Legally drunk
    33. Exact estimate
    32. Act naturally
    31. Found missing
    30. Resident alien
    29. Genuine imitation
    28. Airline food
    27. Good grief
    26. Government organization
    25. Sanitary landfill
    24. Alone together
    23. Small crowd
    22. Business ethics
    21. Soft rock
    20. Amtrak schedule
    19. Military intelligence
    18. Sweet sorrow
    17. Compassionate conservative
    16. "Now, then ..."
    15. Passive aggression
    14. Clearly misunderstood
    13. Peace force
    12. Extinct life
    11. Plastic glasses
    10. Terribly pleased
    9. Computer security
    8. Political science
    7. Tight slacks
    6. Definite maybe
    5. Pretty ugly
    4. Rap music
    3. Working vacation
    2. Religious tolerance

    And the No. 1 oxymoron
    1. Microsoft Works

  • nicolaou
    nicolaou

    Military Intelligence

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    Jumbo shrimp

  • truthseeker1
    truthseeker1

    Watchtower Study

  • bluesapphire
    bluesapphire

    Kingdom Melodies

  • freedom96
    freedom96

    Those are all great!

    How about :

    Country Music?

  • worldlygirl
    worldlygirl

    Friendly Fire

  • notperfectyet
    notperfectyet

    Pretty ugly

  • gitasatsangha
    gitasatsangha

    lol. those are all good!

  • worldlygirl
    worldlygirl

    Honest Lawyer

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