You might have been a JW if...

by Incognigo Montoya 41 Replies latest jw friends

  • WillYouDFme

    If you put off having kids to pioneer until you were in your late 30s and now regret the not having the family you really wanted.

  • Crisis of Conscience
    Crisis of Conscience

    ..... you disagree with the dictionary's definition of the word apostate.

    .... anytime a "brother" or "sister" relates a story that seems to be a "blessing", you respond with, "That's Jehovah. Isn't he good?"

  • Saethydd
    Saethydd turned down a full tuition scholarship to a good university because you didn't want to become the family disappointment

  • iknowthetruth
    1. you know at least ten {10} virgins over 30 years of age
  • WillYouDFme

    You think Oral and Anal sex is a sin even though you DESPERATELY want them!

  • gabcol

    Your tuesday night was thursday and thursday night was tuesday when the c.o. arrived and every bump in the night had to be a demon

  • ZindagiNaMilegiDobaara

    If you regularly visit JEHOVAHS-WITNESS.COM


  • Vidiot

    If the word "worldly" automatically triggers anxiety... might be a Jehovah's Witness.

    If you have trouble remembering which weekday it is without some kind of benchmark... might be a Jehovah's Witness.

    If little blue garden gnomes make you nervous... might be a Jehovah's Witness.

  • Kathy1978

    If you had to go to the library working on a “project” while your classmates celebrates a birthday or a holiday, you might have been a JW 😒

  • Incognigo Montoya
    Incognigo Montoya

    If you cant remember your own birthday.

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