You might have been a JW if...

by Incognigo Montoya 40 Replies latest jw friends

  • Slidin Fast
    Slidin Fast

    When asked if you had a good time during the holidays you say "you know, quiet".

  • john.prestor
    john.prestor

    If you sing creepy songs about people dying at Armageddon straight-faced.

  • OrphanCrow
    OrphanCrow

    ...if you won't let your baby get a life saving blood transfusion.

  • hoser
    hoser

    You’re a single 23 year old male and own a minivan.

  • greenhornet
    greenhornet

    You watch a movie or a TV show and they show the Brooklyn Bridge and you look very hard to see the Watchtower buildings.

  • greenhornet
    greenhornet

    When you buy a new car you make sure it has four doors.

  • ohnightdivine
    ohnightdivine

    ... you hear the word 'system' and immediately add the phrase 'of things' in your mind.

  • Onager
    Onager

    .. if you can quote The Princess Bride verbatim.

  • fastJehu
    fastJehu

    If you think your newly purchased car will last until Armageddon.

    or

    If you always have a suit and tie with you on vacation.

  • Dubfounded
    Dubfounded

    ... If you arrive at least 20 minutes early for any kind of appointment!

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