I’ve just won the lottery!
This will really make all of you jealous! No truly, I won’t have to work again, enough money for all my needs and more, a lot more! I’m going to have a big, big open zoo and keep only animals which can be trusted with humans. I love watching animals. I’ll probably devote a lot of time to finding the finest foods and improve my cooking skills. I reckon with my new wealth I’ll be able to remain healthy and virtually live forever!
Did I mention the lottery winnings? Well it’s not actual cash you see but it’s real, oh! yes it is real, so they tell me-- and others who have won also believe it so it must be true. So you can guess how I’m feeling, I’m in heaven!
Actually it’s a heavenly lottery, it comes from heaven they said and you can win if your parents are believers or something. Like it’s an invisible lottery but the winnings are real ’cos it says so in the Bible somewhere and everyone knows that the Bible is the truest thing there is and you can’t get truer than that! I’m not sure when I get the prize but everyone else is looking forward to receiving their prize as well.
I wonder for how long other winners have been waiting for their rewards? I was told the organisation which offers these prizes has been going since 1879 so it must be a solid business to have kept going for so long but no one has yet got their rewards yet-- but they do keep on saying the prize is still coming.
They keep on saying it but I haven’t seen any benefits for the punters, the people at the top have their own TV station and they look super well dressed and well fed so I guess they must be rich and able to pay out when the time comes. But why no pay outs yet?
Now I’m getting a teensy weensy bit anxious whether they really mean it or not. Do they really pay up and give out the rewards? Anyone else won on this lottery?
I would like to know have any of you personal experience of receiving anything from this organisation after being promised a fantastic reward?