a new category entitled “Video Showings” will be used to report the number of times we were able to show one of our videos in the ministry.
So now the eldurrs will have another reason to question the "spirituality" of the sheeple.
"What do you mean brother poorer-than-dirt not showing the required number of videos? You need to purchase one of the approved tablets. Gee-HO-Vah will provide for your material needs until you get done paying for it!"