“I got two ticket to paradise!”

by Dagney 21 Replies latest jw friends

  • Anna Marina
    Anna Marina

    Boarding Pass? Surely should read Boredom Pass.

    Not sure I'd want to get on a plane that is departing this world. I know what they mean but you could easily misunderstand that phrase. Nice to see they would have everyone travel First Class though. Very considerate.

  • days of future passed
    days of future passed

    Originally Jesus was going to let his mom run the planes and call it Virgin Airlines - but then his father nixed it.

  • smiddy3

    What`s flown over my head is the Airport ?




    Whats the explanation for that ? What significance do those words mean ?

  • smiddy3


    The JW`s are always re-writing their own history to fit the new light that forever keeps changing.

    Its hard to know who is the most incompetent , Jehovah or Jesus , because they never ever seem to get the right light in the first place.

  • tiki

    Crazy stuff!! Old timers like stalwarts from the Knorr reign would roll over in their graves..... And this corny waste of time and resources...well, if as they believe Nathan and Freddie and Milton et ux are in the spirit realm directing the show....its just all so nonsensical.

  • punkofnice

    Overlapping airlines are good too.

  •  The Bethelite
    The Bethelite

    There is no food served on board....but all the Kool-Aid you can drink!

  • dozy

    I guess economy "cattle class" for the JW rank & file. Not business class like the GB....


  • sparky1

    "Flight JW1914 now boarding at Gate 1975. All passengers agree to fly on Jehovah's Witnesses Airlines at their own expense and peril. Please leave a donation when you board and when you disembark. Hang on tight...it's going to be a bumpy ride full of turbulence, twists and turns, flip flops and reversals as we try to keep up with Jehovah's Chariot!"

  • GetMeOutofHere

    Just about sums up the intelligence of these horrid people.

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