My First Visit...

by Stephanus 22 Replies latest jw friends

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  Stephanus

  ...to a KH tomorrow (about 12 hours from now).

  Any advice? ;)
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  outnfree

  Stephanus,

  Remind me again WHY you are looking into Jehovah's Witnesses and now about to attend a KH? Is there an intro thread somewhere that I should read?

  Or is your intention to lay waste to the friends with small doses of doubt producing questions?

  Otherwise, my advice is "DON'T GO!"
  and if you must for some unfathomable reason? Take NoDoz(tm) before you do!

  outnfree
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  JAVA

  Take something interesting to read. Question--why are you returning to the scene of the Tower's crime?

  --JAVA

  ...counting time at the Coffee Shop
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  mustang

  Hope it's a regular service, not something that you are GUEST OF HONOR for!!!

  Going in uniform?

  Mustang
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  trevor

  Stephanus,

  Take a survival kit:
  Hipflask.
  Matches to keep eyes open.
  Warm blanket for when you fall asleep.
  Notepaper for tel. nos. of potential dates.
  Sock to place in mouth to avoid laughing too loud.
  Large bag for the many books you will be sold.
  Heavily underlined Watchtower to look spiritual.
  Razor blades to stay clean shaven throughout the ordeal.
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  patio34

  Stephanus,

  Oooooo! Careful you don't fall down the rabbit hole--it took me 28 years to get back to normalcy.

  Good luck!
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  nojw86

  QUE PASO MUCHACHO, DIOS, SORRY I AM NOT SPANISH SPEAKNG, BUT IT MIGHT ALL SOUND FORIEGN TO YOU........NOJW
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  neyank

  Remember not to believe everything they say because they say they are Gods mouthpiece.

  Remember that the Boreans were comended for checking the scriptures to see if what they
  were being taught was the TRUTH.

  Remember to ask questions about the failed date prophecies.
  And the changes in their teachings.
  And don't fall for the "new light" excuse.

  And lastly,remember to come back here and let us know how it went.

  neyank
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  stephenw20

  proper attire is a
  MUSt.....

  I recommend a flashing BOW TIE.....www.jehovahs-witness.com......

  or the always popular sunday best of sandals(jesus wore them)
  shorts, and a shirt that says......I am here to OBSERVE YOU .....
  my report will go back to the authorities............
  
  they can wonder WHO that might be.......

  ..I have also heard it customary ...to announce to every one WHY you are there...in the first five minutes of the public talk...so please raise your hand and do so!>>>>

  and whatever you do........ HAVE SOME FUN.....when you go to the ~circus~ you should always have fun........

  s
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  Prisca

  My only question is....

  WHY??