"Reach out for more opportunities in the congregation"
"Hit the national average for six months and you'll be a ministerial servant"
"Take direction from the elders regarding your children."
"Don't take that girl out to the movies (between you and me she's going to be Publically Reproved next thursday, can't tell you what for)"
"It's alright to have questions brother, but don't voice then openly. You could stumble someone."
"You can't date my daughter"
"I don't like the way you are looking at my daughter."
"We will have to reprove you publically for interfaith. I hope that from now on you will draw closer to Jehovah"
"You need to be a better influence on new ones."
"Your attitude is very negative."
"The Memorial is a solmen night, please try to act accordingly."
"Your car only has two seats, and needs a muffler. You shouldn't take that car out in service" (But Brother Stickupthebutt, she'll do a quarter mile in 14.5!)
"People perceive your attitude as very negative."
"Brother you can't give any more talks till you shave the beard off."
"Brother I don't know why, but the other elders asked me to talk to you about this. It's like their AFRAID of you.."