Try Not To Vomit When You Read Todays Text
Let's see, how about "His Eminence or Reverend" Elder xxx....oh wait, those are taken....better Honorable Elder or, brainstorming a little bit "Espiritual Prince" or "New System Apostle" my goodness, I should found a new religion....
the way the elders are depicted in the Societies videos
Bland, dull, humorless, boring, utterly lacking in ingenuity and empathy?
I dunno, I think the portrayals are pretty spot on.