Och, Simon, why dowunt ye doo a wee Schoatisch Eelviss? I'm shoore Li'l Toe'll heelp ye oot laddie! Jus' borra woan o' those kilts o' his
an' strut yer stuff, yar wee baampoat!
" Urr ye Loansome The Brau Bricht Moonlicht Nicht " would be a classic, dowunt ye ken!
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