A BBC News report about a "hit & run" victim. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-46762571
The "victim's" comments are laughable:
"I know I'm partly to blame, (only partly?) and also you never know what idiots are going to be driving around."
(as a driver, I know what idiots are walking around! A woman chatting on her 'phone stepped off the pavement/side-walk and almost pushed her baby's pram into my car )
"The driver who fled the scene "needs to have a bit of a wake-up call".
(yes dear, they need to be even more vigilant for oblivious idiots like you!)
"A police spokeswoman said: "It is believed the woman was knocked unconscious after being in
collision walking into with a vehicle that failed to stop."