Was this one of those JW urban legends at every hall?
When I was 7 years old and began attending meetings, one of the first things I heard people say was "Don't challenge Satan!",
Being 7 and all, I couldn't help myself. I thought, 'What would happen if I challenged Satan? What does that even mean? What if I challenge Satan in my head...Will he be able to read my mind?'
Then, one day at school, I was running down the stairs to the gymnasium. No one was around. I shouted, "I challenge you, Satan!". Then.........Wait for it.......Nothing.....Nothing happened. I didn't become possessed. The ceiling didn't collapse on my head. I didn't fall down the stairs.
I was like, 'What was the big deal about that?'
For those keeping score at home, it's Brian 1, and the devil formerly known as Satan 0.