Your best caption please. (page 5)

ApostasyDuJour

"Daddy, why are you wearing that disguise?"

qwerty

"Mummy why am I strapped to this Golf cart?"

Englishman

This afternoons Watchtower study has been cancelled!

JWD

Lady, before I had my sex change operation, I looked just like you!

patio34

Englishman,

Thanks for the laugh-out-loud you provided!

Patio

goo

"alright, alright, if you join in and sing along while the CO & his wife are watching us, mommy promises you wont have to eat any assembly food today"

riz

"Dear, would you like the Poached Salmon with lemon-dill sauce and fresh vegetables, or would you like the Hoagie?"

Insanity in individuals is something rare- but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs it is the rule. - Nietzsche

goo

ok focus's caption for this one can't be topped but anyway:

"ah….i'm sorry darling, but mommy doesn't know why the note over the last vowel in the word prophecy was written to be sung by a bunch of tone deaf zombies at a pitch two and half octaves above the worlds best soprano's vocal range, but you can be sure there's a good reason why jehovah will kill us at armageddon if we dont sing it, now join in dear - ours is the god of true proph......"

goo

ps. riz can i have a real assembly food menu please? i think it's time i ordered. thanks goo.

goo

(to the tune of jehovah is our refuge - at least i hope that's the name of it - you know the one i mean)
"jehovah may we never
have to eat assembly food
for once it hits the system
it's certain to be spewed
for we will surely quake with dread
as the grease and cholestrol
knock us dead
jehovah may we never
have to ee-ee-eat assembly fooooooooooood"

Your best caption please.

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