"I may be fat lady, but you're ugly - I can lose weight"
Your best caption please.
"now sister don't be frightened, those reports of a huge eel peeping it's head out from inside the leg of my shorts are not true"
"Brother Franz, if you grab my bottom again, I swear I will stick these watchtowers up your ass"
I see some of you are attempting to use quantity to compensate for the absence of quality. I beg of you, please: desist.
P.S. A classic Cheech and Chong line would work pretty well: "You know, sir: before, I was all messed up on drugs. But now, I'm all messed up on Jehovah!"
oh,I bent my wookie! - Ralph Wiggum
Whoops sorry wrong thread!
Guy thinks to himself; ('A dog. Another dog,......how come Andy get's all the babes?!........not fair!')
"I'd like to teach the world to lie, in perfect harmony"
"Look at those nice pictures of the people who make fun of us being tortured and killed by Jehovah God, honey.. look at the little girl, her puppy and her doll falling into the abyss. Doesn't she look like that Amy in your class, the one who said that Jehovah's Witnesses were wrong? Serves her right!"
Your last caption had me rolling. Nicely done.
Insanity in individuals is something rare- but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs it is the rule. - Nietzsche
"Mom, why is everyone smiling about a song that says 'they are gifts from God, he says use the rod..'?"