Katie just left me

by onacruse 32 Replies latest jw friends

  • xenawarrior
    xenawarrior

    *thwacks onacruse*

  • onacruse
    onacruse

    Song: No secrets now!

    XW: Can I e-mail my resume to you? I'd appreciate your opinion. I've had some recent interviews that made me wonder if I seemed "over-qualified." Sheesh, it's either "no experience" or "too much experience."

    Craig

  • xenawarrior
    xenawarrior

    Craig- you bet !!! I'll be glad to take a look at it for you. When I read that it reminded me of how that poster used to tease you about working as a greeter at Walmart !!! LOL

    XW

  • PopeOfEruke
    PopeOfEruke

    KATIES BEEN GONE
    (Words and Music by J. R. Robertson and R. Manuel)
    1968, 1975 Dwarf Music

    Katie's been gone since the spring time;
    She wrote one time n sent her love.
    Katie's been gone for such a long time now.
    I wonder what kind of love she's thinkin of.

    Dear Katie,
    If you can hear me,
    I can't wait to have ya near me.

    Oh, Katie, since ya caught that bus,
    Well, I just don't know how things are with us.
    I'm still here and you're out there.

    Katie laughed when I said I was lonely.
    She said, There's no need t feel that way.
    Katie said that I was her only one,
    But then I wonder why she didn't wanna stay.

    Dear Katie, if I'm the only one,
    How much longer will you be gone?
    Oh, Katie, won't ya tell me straight:
    How much longer do I have to wait?

    I'll believe you,
    But please come through.
    I know it's wrong to be apart this long;
    You should be here, near me.

    Katie's been gone and now her face is slowly fading from my mind.
    She's gone to find some newer places,
    Left the old life far behind.
    Dear Katie, don't ya miss your home?
    I don't see why you had to roam.

    Dear Katie, since you've been away
    I lose a little something every day
    I need you here, but you're still out there.
    Dear Katie, please drop me a line,
    just write, Love, to tell me you're fine.

    Oh, Katie, if you can hear me,
    I just can't wait to have you near me.
    I can only think
    Where are you,
    What ya do, may be there's some one new.
  • onacruse
    onacruse

    Pope: great scott, man, she's only gonna be gone for a week! LOL

    I can relate to this, though:

    Katie's been gone for such a long time now.

    And it's just been 12 hours

    btw, come across any good anagrams lately?

    Craig

  • gumby
    gumby

    Perhaps we can set up something in S. Oregon or N. Calif?

    Craig

    That would be good by me! Lake Shasta has houseboats!

    Gumby

  • Deleted
    Deleted

    That was very untheocratic of you, Craig. I for one will be looking forward to you squirming at the next meet-up! Give him hell, Katie! Oh, there is no hell .... make him go to the Memorial, Katie!

  • calamityjane
    calamityjane

    My heart skipped a beat with my eyes popping out of my head when I saw that title.

    Geez I think you scared everyone. That wasn't nice.

    Does Katie know how to give spankings. Because I think you need one

  • Buster
    Buster

    Onacruse-inForABrusin,

    Actually I knew it was tongue-in-cheek when I read the title. But for those that took it seriously for a moment, and some may be at the next meetup - watch your back, chief.

    BTW, had a great time Saturday. Next time, I'm gonna stay later.

    - Cliff

  • searcher
    searcher

    Craig

    When I come up to Portland in July, I promise I will come out to the garden shed and feed you every day !

    I am SURE YOU WILL STILL BE THERE

    Steve

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