in honor of the simpsons
while live at the apollo
krusty stands in front of a sign that says
Krusty's Klassic Kommedy
talk about D'oh
"Your movies are more boring than church." - Homer
When Nelson says...
Haaa Ha! at anyone's misfortune.
Homer : "No TV and no beer make Homer something, something."
Marge : "Go crazy?"
Homer : "DON'T MIND IF I DO! WHARGHLULULU WHUR LALULUBRGLUBLU HAHUHAHU
Marge : "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Homer : "Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk!"
Homer : "Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get."
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When Marge goes "mmmmhhh" in her gravely voice. Not sure if my spelling makes the sound she does, but my son says I sound just like her when I do it.
BTW, I love Marge's sisters!
click on 'mom it's broken'
These are my Favs......
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
Bart, a woman is like a beer.They look good, they smell good and you'd step over your own mother just to get to one!(chugs Beer)
sorry if a Theme is developing...
but this is a Fav Beer Quote of Mine.....
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants to be happy.
Wow, its great to find so many other Simpson's fans out there.
The shows started when Mitch and I were dating so they have the same anniversary as we do almost to the month.
I'm Idaho Ralph Wiggum
I bent my wookie Ralph Wiggum (this one is featured on my nudist page)
John is very ...... festive (Marge re: John Waters campy character
Three simple words, I am Gay (featured on my Kid page) Homer
You are gay, heh heh heh (featured on my Homosexuality for Dummies page)Homer
And my all time favorite quote:
I'll be the queen, I mean the king, of summer Martin Prince. LOL
My favorite character is Martin Prince. I WAS HIM, oh my god, it freaks me out he is so much like I was. Always trying to talk the bullies out of beating me up and sometimes succeeding. Teachers pet.
I don't remember the exact context, but when Homer called Ned Flanders "Churchy LaFemme" I about wet my pants.
Insanity in individuals is something rare- but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs it is the rule. - Nietzsche
When Homer gets tricked into going on the plane to do missionary work for awhile, and the plane bumps, and he gets scared, and yells!
"SAVE ME JEEBUS"