in honor of the simpsons
this thread was inspired by all the brujaja superstitons of the borg so in honor and defense of the simpsons to which i video tape on a daily basis I start this thread in the name of FUN :
post your favorite simpson qoute along with the character who said it. . .
"i've noticed your house smells like feces, not just monkey feces either"--- Homer
"mmmmmm, open-face club sandwedge..." -Homer
"OH MY FREEEKIN EARS!" -Rod or Todd Flanders
"Thank you, come again!" -Apu
"I'm never eating chili again.<looks in fridge> MMMMM! Chili!" -Homer
"Everybody's hugging" - Ralph Wiggum said after walking into the adult section of a video store.
Oh Chuck, I could go on for days. This is hilarious.
"Here you go- Nachos Flanders Style. That's cucumbers and cottage cheese!" - Ned Flanders
"Lenny and Carl suck." - Homer
"I've been making an idiot outta myself! Why didn't somebody tell me?" [runs from kitchen, embarrassed] HOMER J. SIMPSON
"Aye, Aye, Mombo man!" Bart Simpson
"EXCELLENT!" Montgomery Burns
There is more of heaven and earth than is dreamt of in your philosphy, Horatio.
looking at the continent of south america " u r gay "---Homer
"i like my beer freezing and my homosexuals flaming"---Homer
riz that episode with Ralph in the comic shop and videos aired last nite
"For the next five minutes I'm going to party like it's on sale for $19.99." - Apu
"Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!" - Homer
"worst episode ever." - comic store guy
"He got that at Pink Floyd's garage sale" - referring to Peter Frampton's pig balloon
"Who wants ice milk?" - Ned F. "I want wintergreen!" - Todd F. "Unflavored for me." - Maude F.
(Chuck, I watched it. It gets funnier every time.)
"I know Ned, no foot longs. They make you uncomfortable." - Mrs. Flanders
Last week, some Jehovah's Witnesses came to the door,
and I wouldn't let them leave. They snuck away when
I went into the kitchen to get more lemonade.
Lisa: Hey! People are coming! I think they're Jehovah's Witnesses.
Noreen: Wait, Marvin, I just had a thought. Maybe we're bothering people by trying to change their religion. What if we don't have all the answers?
Marvin: You're right, Noreen. Let's go get real jobs.
Marge: Hmmm ... I would have feigned interest.