by dark clouds 29 Replies latest jw friends
this thread was inspired by all the brujaja superstitons of the borg so in honor and defense of the simpsons to which i video tape on a daily basis I start this thread in the name of FUN :
post your favorite simpson qoute along with the character who said it. . .
"i've noticed your house smells like feces, not just monkey feces either"--- Homer
"mmmmmm, open-face club sandwedge..." -Homer
"OH MY FREEEKIN EARS!" -Rod or Todd Flanders
"Thank you, come again!" -Apu
"I'm never eating chili again.<looks in fridge> MMMMM! Chili!" -Homer
"Everybody's hugging" - Ralph Wiggum said after walking into the adult section of a video store.
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Oh Chuck, I could go on for days. This is hilarious.
"Here you go- Nachos Flanders Style. That's cucumbers and cottage cheese!" - Ned Flanders
"Lenny and Carl suck." - Homer
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"I've been making an idiot outta myself! Why didn't somebody tell me?" [runs from kitchen, embarrassed] HOMER J. SIMPSON
"Aye, Aye, Mombo man!" Bart Simpson
"EXCELLENT!" Montgomery Burns
YERUSALYIM
There is more of heaven and earth than is dreamt of in your philosphy, Horatio.
Shakespere: Hamlet
looking at the continent of south america " u r gay "---Homer
"i like my beer freezing and my homosexuals flaming"---Homer
riz that episode with Ralph in the comic shop and videos aired last nite
Chuck
"For the next five minutes I'm going to party like it's on sale for $19.99." - Apu
"Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!" - Homer
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"worst episode ever." - comic store guy
"He got that at Pink Floyd's garage sale" - referring to Peter Frampton's pig balloon
"Who wants ice milk?" - Ned F. "I want wintergreen!" - Todd F. "Unflavored for me." - Maude F.
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(Chuck, I watched it. It gets funnier every time.)
"I know Ned, no foot longs. They make you uncomfortable." - Mrs. Flanders
JW references:
Last week, some Jehovah's Witnesses came to the door,
and I wouldn't let them leave. They snuck away when
I went into the kitchen to get more lemonade.
- Marge
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Lisa: Hey! People are coming! I think they're Jehovah's Witnesses.
Marge: Yes!
Noreen: Wait, Marvin, I just had a thought. Maybe we're bothering people by trying to change their religion. What if we don't have all the answers?
Marvin: You're right, Noreen. Let's go get real jobs.
Marge: Hmmm ... I would have feigned interest.
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