in honor of the simpsons

by dark clouds 29 Replies latest jw friends

  • dark clouds
    dark clouds

    this thread was inspired by all the brujaja superstitons of the borg so in honor and defense of the simpsons to which i video tape on a daily basis I start this thread in the name of FUN :

    post your favorite simpson qoute along with the character who said it. . .

    "i've noticed your house smells like feces, not just monkey feces either"--- Homer

  • Kristen

    "mmmmmm, open-face club sandwedge..." -Homer

    "OH MY FREEEKIN EARS!" -Rod or Todd Flanders

    "Thank you, come again!" -Apu

  • riz

    "I'm never eating chili again.<looks in fridge> MMMMM! Chili!" -Homer

    "Everybody's hugging" - Ralph Wiggum said after walking into the adult section of a video store.


    Oh Chuck, I could go on for days. This is hilarious.

  • riz

    "Here you go- Nachos Flanders Style. That's cucumbers and cottage cheese!" - Ned Flanders

    "Lenny and Carl suck." - Homer


  • Yerusalyim

    "I've been making an idiot outta myself! Why didn't somebody tell me?" [runs from kitchen, embarrassed] HOMER J. SIMPSON

    "Aye, Aye, Mombo man!" Bart Simpson

    "EXCELLENT!" Montgomery Burns


    There is more of heaven and earth than is dreamt of in your philosphy, Horatio.
    Shakespere: Hamlet

  • dark clouds
    dark clouds

    looking at the continent of south america " u r gay "---Homer

    "i like my beer freezing and my homosexuals flaming"---Homer

    riz that episode with Ralph in the comic shop and videos aired last nite


  • CornerStone

    "For the next five minutes I'm going to party like it's on sale for $19.99." - Apu

    "Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!" - Homer


  • riz

    "worst episode ever." - comic store guy

    "He got that at Pink Floyd's garage sale" - referring to Peter Frampton's pig balloon

    "Who wants ice milk?" - Ned F. "I want wintergreen!" - Todd F. "Unflavored for me." - Maude F.

    (Chuck, I watched it. It gets funnier every time.)

  • RunningMan

    "I know Ned, no foot longs. They make you uncomfortable." - Mrs. Flanders

  • Moxy

    JW references:

    Last week, some Jehovah's Witnesses came to the door,
    and I wouldn't let them leave. They snuck away when
    I went into the kitchen to get more lemonade.
    - Marge


    Lisa: Hey! People are coming! I think they're Jehovah's Witnesses.
    Marge: Yes!

    Noreen: Wait, Marvin, I just had a thought. Maybe we're bothering people by trying to change their religion. What if we don't have all the answers?
    Marvin: You're right, Noreen. Let's go get real jobs.

    Marge: Hmmm ... I would have feigned interest.


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