in honor of the simpsons

by dark clouds 29 Replies latest jw friends

  • Esmeralda
    Esmeralda

    "You shot who in the what now?" ~Jasper, Grandpa's friend from the nursing home, to Smithers,
    when he confessed to shooting him in the wooden leg.
    ----------------------------
    "I'm just a simple paper boy, no romance do I seek, I just want forty cents for deliveries last week!"
    ~Apu, singing in "Streetcar" the musical
    ----------------------------
    "Look out for dat dere skunk. Day kin go off even after dayze dayed." Cletis, to Lisa after
    she asks him for a ride.

    "Cletis, what are you flapping them gums about?"

    "Never you mind, Brandine. You just go back to birthin' dat baybee." ~
    ------------------------

    "See my loafers, former gophers, it was that or skin my chauffers..." ~Burns, singing "See
    my Vest."
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    I could go on and on, my brain is jammed with these *lol* Just another of lifes pleasures that
    Jack introduced me to. Which reminds me, he may have a few of his own favorites to throw in
    to this ring! :)

    Great thread Chuck!!!
    Essie

  • JackDawson
    JackDawson

    oh well, I tried this once and it ate my post LOL

    This is just a test.

    Jack Dawson
    Mr. Esmerelda
    "Justin"

  • riz
    riz

    "And whatchoo talkin' bout, everybody." - Gary Coleman

    "Thank you Taco, for that loving tribute to Falco." - Willie Nelson

    "I wash mahself with a rag on a stick." - Bart

    "I was wrestling wolves while you were still sucking at yer mother's teat." - Groundskeeper Willy

    "And I'm going to eat mayonaise!" - Homer

    "Look dad. I'm a surfer." - Rod Flanders wearing a Butthole Surfers shirt

    "Everything's coming up Milhouse." - Milhouse Van Houten

    riz

  • TR
    TR

    Hmmm.... it says hit 'any' key. There's esc, ct(a)rl, and p(i)gup. Where's the 'any' key? I don't see any 'any' key!- Homer

    TR

  • Seven
    Seven

    Homer : "So Lisa your not going to eat any meat anymore, not even
    bacon?"
    Lisa : "No"
    Homer : "Ham?"
    Lisa : "No"
    Homer : "Pork chops"
    Lisa : "Dad those all come from the same animal"
    Homer : [Condescending] "Yes Lisa, A special magical animal from fairy
    land!"

    Homer: First time I've ever been early for work except for those daylight savings days-damn farmers!

    Homer: Son, when you don't like your job you don't go on strike. You just go to in everyday and do it really half-assed! That's the American Way.

  • Esmeralda
    Esmeralda

    Sorry for stepping off topic for a moment but
    Seven, could you e mail me? I don't have your e mail address.

    I'm a bit concerned about a mutual friend of ours and a certain anniversary that I
    believe is approaching in her life....

    If you mail me I'll write you back tomorrow as soon as I can...

    Thanks!
    love
    essie
    just_es@hotmail.com

    p.s. Oh, and to get this post back on topic...

    ~Homer, in response to being told his half assed attempts at parenting were worse
    than his not parenting, he replies:

    "But I'm using my whole ass!"
    ***************************
    "I can't believe they sat us at Taxachussets!" ~ Homer, complaining about
    his table at the "Americatown" restaurant in Tokyo
    ***********************************
    While having a vision at a Native American casiino, Bart tosses a firecracker in the sacred
    fire...

    Bart: "I got that firecracker from a guy on your reservation!"

    Native American:"That's crazy talk!"

    Bart:"No, Really!"

    Native American:"No, that's my brother, CrazyTalk. We've been worried about him."

    Later in the vision:

    Bart:" You put an advertisement in my vision?"

    Native American: "That was Crazytalk's idea. He got it from Dances With Focus Groups."

    That is one of Jack's favorite quotes! Too bad the site ate his post :(

  • TR
    TR

    Here's another "Homer":

    Homer: Marge, are we Jewish?
    Marge: No, Homer.
    Homer: WOOHOOOO!!!!

    TR

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    "Marj, if you're gonna tell me off every time I do something stupid, then I'm gonna have to stop doing stupid things".

    "Listen to the words, Homer......bunk with me tonight..."

    "Uh huh"

    "Bunk with me......"

    "MMmmm"

    "Bunk with ME!!

    "OH LURLEEN HOW COULD YOU!"

    Englishman

  • dark clouds
    dark clouds

    in the episode where Homer becomes a food critic:

    homer: aaajrjrjrjrjrjrjrjrjrjrjr (head titlted, mouth open, drool hanging)

    lisa: whats the english equivalent of aaajrjrjrjrjrjrjrjrjrjrjrjr? ahh transcendent. . .

    homer: groin grabbingly transcendent. . . .

    Moxy:
    thank you for those special references

    and everyone else thanks for the responses

  • Seven
    Seven

    dark clouds, Thanks for the thread.

    Essie, Check your email.

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