in honor of the simpsons

by dark clouds 29 Replies latest jw friends

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  Esmeralda

  "You shot who in the what now?" ~Jasper, Grandpa's friend from the nursing home, to Smithers,
  when he confessed to shooting him in the wooden leg.
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  "I'm just a simple paper boy, no romance do I seek, I just want forty cents for deliveries last week!"
  ~Apu, singing in "Streetcar" the musical
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  "Look out for dat dere skunk. Day kin go off even after dayze dayed." Cletis, to Lisa after
  she asks him for a ride.

  "Cletis, what are you flapping them gums about?"

  "Never you mind, Brandine. You just go back to birthin' dat baybee." ~
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  "See my loafers, former gophers, it was that or skin my chauffers..." ~Burns, singing "See
  my Vest."
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  I could go on and on, my brain is jammed with these *lol* Just another of lifes pleasures that
  Jack introduced me to. Which reminds me, he may have a few of his own favorites to throw in
  to this ring! :)

  Great thread Chuck!!!
  Essie
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  JackDawson

  oh well, I tried this once and it ate my post LOL

  This is just a test.

  Jack Dawson
  Mr. Esmerelda
  "Justin"
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  riz

  "And whatchoo talkin' bout, everybody." - Gary Coleman

  "Thank you Taco, for that loving tribute to Falco." - Willie Nelson

  "I wash mahself with a rag on a stick." - Bart

  "I was wrestling wolves while you were still sucking at yer mother's teat." - Groundskeeper Willy

  "And I'm going to eat mayonaise!" - Homer

  "Look dad. I'm a surfer." - Rod Flanders wearing a Butthole Surfers shirt

  "Everything's coming up Milhouse." - Milhouse Van Houten

  riz
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  TR

  Hmmm.... it says hit 'any' key. There's esc, ct(a)rl, and p(i)gup. Where's the 'any' key? I don't see any 'any' key!- Homer

  TR
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  Seven

  Homer : "So Lisa your not going to eat any meat anymore, not even
  bacon?"
  Lisa : "No"
  Homer : "Ham?"
  Lisa : "No"
  Homer : "Pork chops"
  Lisa : "Dad those all come from the same animal"
  Homer : [Condescending] "Yes Lisa, A special magical animal from fairy
  land!"

  Homer: First time I've ever been early for work except for those daylight savings days-damn farmers!

  Homer: Son, when you don't like your job you don't go on strike. You just go to in everyday and do it really half-assed! That's the American Way.
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  Esmeralda

  Sorry for stepping off topic for a moment but
  Seven, could you e mail me? I don't have your e mail address.

  I'm a bit concerned about a mutual friend of ours and a certain anniversary that I
  believe is approaching in her life....

  If you mail me I'll write you back tomorrow as soon as I can...

  Thanks!
  love
  essie
  [email protected]

  p.s. Oh, and to get this post back on topic...

  ~Homer, in response to being told his half assed attempts at parenting were worse
  than his not parenting, he replies:

  "But I'm using my whole ass!"
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  "I can't believe they sat us at Taxachussets!" ~ Homer, complaining about
  his table at the "Americatown" restaurant in Tokyo
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  While having a vision at a Native American casiino, Bart tosses a firecracker in the sacred
  fire...

  Bart: "I got that firecracker from a guy on your reservation!"

  Native American:"That's crazy talk!"

  Bart:"No, Really!"

  Native American:"No, that's my brother, CrazyTalk. We've been worried about him."

  Later in the vision:

  Bart:" You put an advertisement in my vision?"

  Native American: "That was Crazytalk's idea. He got it from Dances With Focus Groups."

  That is one of Jack's favorite quotes! Too bad the site ate his post :(
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  TR

  Here's another "Homer":

  Homer: Marge, are we Jewish?
  Marge: No, Homer.
  Homer: WOOHOOOO!!!!

  TR
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  Englishman

  "Marj, if you're gonna tell me off every time I do something stupid, then I'm gonna have to stop doing stupid things".

  "Listen to the words, Homer......bunk with me tonight..."

  "Uh huh"

  "Bunk with me......"

  "MMmmm"

  "Bunk with ME!!

  "OH LURLEEN HOW COULD YOU!"

  Englishman
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  dark clouds

  in the episode where Homer becomes a food critic:

  homer: aaajrjrjrjrjrjrjrjrjrjrjr (head titlted, mouth open, drool hanging)

  lisa: whats the english equivalent of aaajrjrjrjrjrjrjrjrjrjrjrjr? ahh transcendent. . .

  homer: groin grabbingly transcendent. . . .

  Moxy:
  thank you for those special references

  and everyone else thanks for the responses
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  Seven

  dark clouds, Thanks for the thread.

  Essie, Check your email.