Well it looks like we will be sending our troops home, as we dont have to worry about Iraq retaining, creating, or using weapons of mass destruction anymore (WMD). The Iraqi dictator has sent a note to the chief U. N. weapons inspector informing him that he (has just now enacted legislation making WMD's illegal.
This wonderful news was announced by a gleeful Hans Blix just today at a televised meeting at the U.N.
Now if we could only get a note from Osama Bin ladens mom promising that there will be no more terrorist attacks, then we could come down from hi-alert and maybe even dismantle the department of homeland security since it would not be needed anymore.
Somebody slap me