Kreepy Krunch
Corn flakes in Anointing Oil
If Jehovah's Witnesses were a cereal, what would they be?
by Zoos 56 Replies latest social humour
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Diogenesister
Thanks to Snakesinthetower's list- Waffelos – (Late 1970s-early 1980s)
- Wackies – (1965–1967)
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breakfast of champions
The are definitely NOT the "Breakfast of Champions". . . . . .
"Miracle Wheaties" would work though!
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DT
Kellog's Product 1914 -
stan livedeath
crunchy nut corn--FLAKES -
Splash
Hopefully they will soon be toast. -
OverlappingGeneralizations
Well, I am trying to watch my weight (gotta fit into those tight-pants!). So, I prefer the diet cereal, "Russel-Lite"! Remember the commercial?
"Yes friends, when that camel-sized ass of yours won't fit through the kitchen door, let alone the eye of a needle, try new Russel-Lite! Now available in Franz'enBerry! What's that Oliver? You want some "Knorr"? Absolutely! Look for Russel-Lite in your favorite grocer's dumpster. Russel-Lites!* "
*Russel-Lite cereal is not for everyone. Russel-Lite has been know to cause cancer in the state of California. Russel-Lite may cause brain damage, the sudden urge to knock on strangers' doors at 9:01am, and extremely lethargic, aimless sidewalk travel. Russel-Lite may also lead to the purchase of a mini-van, polyester suits, and in some extreme cases, corduroy. If you should arrive at a kingdom hall in a new minivan, with your body covered in corduroy, discontinue your Russel-Lite regimen and seek psychiatric attention as soon as possible.