What Religion Is Your Bra?

by LoneWolf 18 Replies latest social humour

  • LoneWolf

    My wife received this email from her cousin today, and knowing how all sweet and innocent everyone on this board is, I figured I'd contribute to your edge-a-ma-ca-shun. So listen up now and pay attention to these words of wisdom ....


    What Religion Is Your Bra?

    A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

    "What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

    "Type?" inquires the man, "There is more than one type?"

    "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."

    Relieved, the man asked about the types.

    The saleslady replied, "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

    Now befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

    The saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...

    The Catholic type supports the masses.

    The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,

    The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,

    and the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."

  • Solace


    TOO CUTE!!!


    Sheesh! I knew it.....I just checked: mine are FALSIES!

  • Warrigal

    And a JW bra promises that you'll have humongous uplifted ones sometime in the unspecified future!

  • VeniceIT

    I think mines agnostic hmmmmm??????????????


  • Debz

    Thats funny!!

  • Mac

    I like it, I like it!!!!!!!!!!

    mac, of the always thought there was someting spiritual in a bra class

  • Tatiana

    Good one, LW!

    A JW'S bra is stuffed with crap.........:)

  • anti-absolutism

    Warrigal.... that was hilarious... AND true.....beautiful!!!!!!!

  • Valis

    *LOL* LW...praise the lord and pad that bras! *LOL*

    My religion specifically bans the wearinf of such ungodly devices..

    This is our divine representative on eath..If that aint a divine channel of god then I don't know what is!

    You should see her hand out tracts...*LOL*

    *LOL* Titiana...


    District Overbeer "Ban The Bras" class

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