Is it worth making a JW Talk profile?
Well where else could you find some pearls of wisdom like this little gem:
1 DAY TO JEHOVAH IS 1000 YEARS TO US
6 DAYS AGO: Adam and Eve appeared on the scene and sinned...and Jehovah made immediate plans to fix the situation.
39 HOURS AND 45 MINUTES LATER: Jehovah prevented the demons from returning to their original position and the flood took place, cleansing the earth...fresh start for humans.
10 HOURS LATER: The covenant was made with Abraham promising the ransom. The next day, the law covenant outlined the details of the ransom and plans were made for the ransom to be paid.
ONE DAY, ONE HOUR AND 48 MINUTES LATER: The ransom was paid.
TWO HOURS AND 15 MINUTES AGO: Jesus was enthroned and cleansed the heavens and finalized the Kingdom arrangement....
SO, IT WILL ALL BE OVER IN JUST A FEW MINUTES!!
A "few minutes"? That could be another couple hundred years of very soon!
If I was still "in" and giving talks, I would've stolen this. Ha ha. Good stuff!
I've had an account there for the last few years under a fake name. It's hard to post any real facts though since every single post is read over by the moderators before it's posted.