I Need A Witty Caption, WT Pic

by jgnat 48 Replies latest jw friends

  • jgnat

    Please forgive the poor quality of the shot. This pic tickled my funnybone. In case you can not see it clearly, every brother and sister around this table, Bethelites all, has a toothy grin as they gleefully study the day's bible text.

    I need a better caption than the one supplied. Any volunteers?

    Members of the Bethel family find it spiritually strengthening to start each day by considering a Bible text. WT December 1, 2002 p. 15.

  • Scully

    Bethel family members find great pleasure in considering the pornographic pictures that Governing Body Members sneak into the Daily Text books.

  • SixofNine

    In one Branch office, a wealthy brother was moved to donate "magic finger" chairs to ease the mind numbing monotony of the daily text.

  • abbagail

    "Smile! You're on Candid Camera!" (That's the most fake-y photo I've seen in long time! What I mean is, their poses and smiles look so phoney.)

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    "Who Needs a Bible When You Can Read a WT Publication Instead!" (Notice all their Black Bibles are flat on the table!)

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    Inside the booklet they are all reading these words: "For your participation in this photo op/ad campaign, we will give you 10 free hours this month on your time sheet." ~~ S-M-I-L-E ! ! !

    Edited by - Grits on 2 January 2003 21:6:51

  • orangefatcat

    "Brother Arthur when are they going to give us that round table".

    "Good Grief wheres the Bible'"?

    "Pass the Wine and Bread"

    "Lets Order a Pizzzzza Instead"

    Love orangefatcat.

  • manon

    That is one funny picture. They all look like figures in a wax museum. Thanks for sharing the laugh.


  • jgnat

    Didn't this just make you just want to run back to the KH and grab yourself up a copy of Examining the Scriptures Daily (grey cover for 2003)????

    Gen 49:14

    Issachar is a strong ass, Couching down between the sheepfolds

    Lookie! In today's scriptures we are studying Issachar's ass!

  • blondie

    Brother on the right who is smiling is thinking,

    "Thank God, this is my last day at Bethel and listening to this crap!"

  • joannadandy

    "Nothing says happiness more readily than a freshly cracked open copy of Penthouse Letters"

  • NoMoreJW

    The one closest on right: "What the Flying Fck is he on about?"

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