..is that his dead relatives are watching him whilst he does it!
So says a recent poll in the London Times supplement anyway . Interestingly, typing this subject matter into Google reveals similar results. Most masturbators are afflicted with fear flashes that they are being watched by deceased family members who gaze appalled at the antics of wankers / wankees as they set about their breathless activities.
If only the WT believed in life after death, they would have been able to knock the mastubatory habits of the flock on the head in one fell swoop.
So there you have it, everyone, keep it below the blankets from now on!