A Masturbators Greatest Fear...

heathen

Well if you're catholic I think it's 3 our fathers and a hail mary evertime you do it .lol I do remember reading in the mosaic law that an unclean discharge of semen would cost ya a couple of turtle doves .
Big Tex

Especially by Uncle Willie.
troucul

hey refiner, does that work conversely, that since I'm a chronic masturbator, does that mean I'm a priest?
Oh well, back to painting the ceiling...
Edited by - troucul on 4 January 2003 14:0:18
Elsewhere

Oh GREAT! Now dead relatives are a bunch of PERVS!
Sargon

And I thought the greatest fear was your hand falling asleep!!!
logical

if i was a ghost the last people id watch wanking would be my relatives. thats sick.
Surreptitious

I remember when I was a kid suddenly thinking, "Oh no!!! Brother Knorr SAW that!!!"
Windchaser

I hate to beat a dead horse, but....
This is another reason to order one of my soon-to-be-famous penis warmers. You can pretend that you are having a 'hard' time putting it on!
Mac

Wind,
That was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mac
professor

Because all those anointed brothers and sisters who'd gone to their heavenly reward would be watching.....
You mean the remnant gets to watch newlywed sisters get their cherries popped! And I thought being annointed would be boring!