WT goofie phrases. (page 4)

blondie

In Gods due time

Obedient mankind

Soon now, at his appointed time

Soon/near/very soon/very near/impending/fast-approaching/imminent

New World society

New World

New Order

New system of things

Proving worthy

Deserving ones/undeserved kindness (a pet peeve)

Privileges

True/Real Christians

Real or genuine anointed

Presiding Overseer/Secretary/Service Overseer/Watchtower Study Overseer/Congregation Book Study Overseer/Circuit Overseer/District Overseer/Bethelite/Governing Body member

Progressively/adjustments/clarifications/modifications/simplifications

Edited by - Blondie on 8 December 2002 13:47:45

TR

"Bigfoot is a left over race of nephilim"

TR

cruzanheart

Happifying - THAT IS NOT A WORD!!!!

Fleshly sister/brother

Spirit of a sound mind - my mother's favorite phrase

Pray to JeHOvah - another of my mother's favorite phrases, emphasis on second syllable

Ah, I've been away long enough that I'm starting to forget them . . . .

Nina

Mary

Here's one you don't hear, but you should hear every time there's a failed prophecy or Dateline program on TV:

D'OH!

larc

Meat in due season, light and new light, and anything with theocratic attached to it bothers me.

"Borderline apostate"
"Fringe brother"
"The friends"
"We're closer than we've ever been"
"We're in the final part of the last days"
"antideluvian"
"behooves"
"bees that were molested" - (a desperate attempt to make a line rhyme in the song book)
"permafrost"
so and so is being "groomed" for such and such position
"the channel" (i'd like to change the channel)
"you can really be USED" (can i be.. please?)
"it was the best convention program yet"
"please keep moving" - "quiet please"
"flash bulbs distract and have very little value"
"brothers may we have your attention please" (wait 5 seconds) "Brothers may we have your attention please"

Path

betweenworlds

There was one elder at our hall that during every talk would say when reading a scripture "Brothers and sisters, please meet me in (insert scripture)"

Soledad

my personal pet peeves:

simplification

permafrost

"very soon"

the path to destruction is easy, but the path to salvation is narrow and difficult....something like that

"sisters"

the world-wide brotherhood, world-wide preaching work, etc

greven

THE WORST:

INDEPENDANT THINKING as something bad and harmful instead of the right way to think. independant of what? THE SOCIETY!

gawd!

greven.

wheelwithinwheel

timely

field service

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WT goofie phrases.