What would Jesus...drive?

by detective 30 Replies latest jw friends

  • kenpodragon
    kenpodragon

    According to my Christian friend, Jesus in everywhere and in everyone. So he would not need a car, he is already there. LOL

    My thought

    Dragon

  • LB
    LB

    He'd drive a classic, a nice old Vette.....

  • riz
    riz

    jesus looks to me like a dude who would drive a volkswagen bus.

    .

    Edited by - riz on 13 November 2002 16:18:48

  • Xandria
    Xandria

    Who cares what he would drive.. I wonder how he would handle the dumbass drivers here in the Queen's City....

    Would he pull a Moses and part Providence Road ? or turn the other cheek (_)_) when someone flipped him off.

    .o0( What would Jesus do in terrible traffic ? Inquiring minds wanna know)

    Xandria

  • hamptonite21
    hamptonite21

    A USED BUICK, FROM CIRCUT LEASING, JUST LIKE THE CO'S DRIVE.

  • A Paduan
    A Paduan

    I may have picked Him up hitch-hiking the other day - He seem to enjoy the car - I don't think He has anything universal against them.

    It wouldn't suprise me if He used to have one of those kombi's.

    Edited by - a paduan on 13 November 2002 18:2:20

  • JH
    JH

    He would drive a CHRISTsler

  • Kenneson
    Kenneson

    Since there are no donkeys around here, he would either have to walk or take a boat. Other vehicles might prove too materialistic for him.

  • orangefatcat
    orangefatcat

    Jesus would have his wings and we know that those wings are on a Harley Davidson!! Vroom Vroom!!

    Orangfatcat

  • Perry
    Perry

    The bible clearly states that we will worship god with one ACCORD. Obviously, Jesus will be the owner of that Honda Accord.

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