Woe, woe, woe!
what would jesus say if he inspected this place?
by comforter 40 Replies latest jw friends
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Brummie
He'd probably ask you why you are so fascinated with these freethinking threads?
Welcome back comforter
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wasasister
"Woe, Woe, Woe"...is that some kind of Motown backup singer line?
In case it has escaped your notice, Jesus Christ often posts here and Our Redeemer has not uttered those words to my knowledge.
Perhaps the SOG Himself would care to respond?
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expatbrit
Woe, woe, woe!
Comforter:
Please inform Jesus that horses are not the usual mode of transport in this century. Perhaps he should take the bus?
Expatbrit
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SpannerintheWorks
" Well done, JWD, you ARE the Faithful and Discreet Slave! "
" Don't think much of those old men at Crooklyn, though! "
Spanner
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shera
Mabey he'd say,sorry you all were hurt.Just don't leave God.Tell us to keep loving one another and keep seeking God.God will answer someday.
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blindfool
He might say, "What has thou been smokin'?"
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Dismembered
Re: what would jesus say if he inspected this place?
"Just a little while longer and the Watchtower will be no more".
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VeniceIT
I think he'd say
"Ooooppps looks like we're running out of wine, 'I'll get this round'"
He'd be great at apostafests we'd all just buy gallons of distilled water and bring them to him as the bartender
Ven
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SpannerintheWorks
Hey, Comfy!
I see nameless one relegate himself back to brainless one who can't spell one.
OF COURSE Jesus wouldn't say " woe woe woe " He can spell !
It goes a little like this...er humm..
" Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily life is just a dream "... ( all together, now ! )
" Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream
If you see a crocodile, don't forget to scream ! ...EEEEEGGGGHHHHHH!!! "
So there !
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Edited by - SpannerintheWorks on 23 October 2002 14:5:20