KY
They don't call me "donkey" because I have big ears....
But I will admit defeat on that one.......KY-1 POE-0
Mind you, if I did have a lobeotomy, it would be even harder keeping my friggin' hat on!
Pope
The Elder That Masturbated
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Farkel
Know_You,
: Sadly the sin of Onan affects many in Jehovah's service.
Masturbation is not the "sin of Onan," you twit. If you don't know the difference between masburbation and coitus interruptus, you must be a real lady killer.
Farkel
Edited by - Farkel on 14 October 2002 23:3:57
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jimbob
I bet all those elders thought twice about shaking his hand again.............
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A Paduan
I can just imagine the CO was really pleased with his own "rooting out" effort too .
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Big Tex
I can't believe that elder confessed. He really lost his head.
I'll bet the CO really pumped him for information during the break.
No doubt they took a firm, hard and unbending position on the matter.
I doubt he enjoyed his meat and veg for lunch. Maybe he just had a protein drink instead.
Is it true his favorite song is "Solitaire"?
A good way for him to relieve his stress would be to watch a movie. Like, "Free Willy".Rock me!!!!!!!
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footprints
Know_You said quote: "Sadly the sin of Onan"
Lets read it together:
Genesis 38:9
King James: And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brothers wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother
New Jerusalem Bible: But Onan knowing the child would not be his, spilt his seed on the ground every time he slept with his brothers wife.
It doesnt say anything about masturbation.
Know-You when you get old enough to have sex with someone, besides yourself, you might understand what went on in that bed. Tamar was there. He went in to her shared a bed with her.
He was killed for not providing her with a child.
Jehovah doesnt kill people for masturbating. But he has promised to put an end to people who try to impose their personal views on Jesus sheep.
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A Paduan
He didn't want to look after and pay for someone else's child.
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PopeOfEruke
KY
I think the score now is KY-10 Board-0.....
Hey wasn't Arnie in a movie about Onan once? Something the barbarian? How much seed did Arnie spill?
Wife: "Hey what the hell you doin' in the shower??"
Husband: "Leave me alone - I just spilt the damn seed again........."
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Satanus
Pope
I'm joking. I like your hat, ok, a bit jealous.
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mustang
KY JELLY!!!! Appropriate for this subject.