God I Hate Panda's.

by Englishman 34 Replies latest jw friends

  • TR
    TR

    I would hate dressing like 1950's 'hovahs. Dress slacks/shirts and wing tip shoes. And those aweful June Cleaver dresses for the women! Picking fruit all day? No way! Kids bringing home lions, tigers and bears; "Daaaad! Can I keep him? PLEEEEEAAAAAASE!" Get that frikking thing outta the house, NOW! No machines? GODDSAKES! Can't live without fossil fuel machines!

    Sounds like living in a commune the way the 'hovahs present paradise.

    TR

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    : What part of New World living gives you the creeps?

    Gazillions of years of picnics every day and not a single, stinking slice of prime rib available for eating.

    Farkel

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    I think that having to wear that silly, supercilious smirk on my face all day would really P me off.

    Some folks call it a "Kingdom Smile"!

    I still don't like panda's much either, I mean, it's not as if they're real bears, is it?

    Englishman.

    Edited by - Englishman on 2 October 2002 19:6:37

  • TruckerGB
    TruckerGB

    Is this the Fiat panda we're talking about?.

  • Matty
    Matty

    The trouble with you never-been's is that you have no idea of the importance of Pandas in the Jehovah's Witness cult. In the new world, we will be over-run with them; everyone will have to learn the rudiments of panda care.

  • TruckerGB
    TruckerGB

    Oh dear, Pandas and Haddocks,they will never compete.

  • Kenneson
    Kenneson

    Why do those paradise earth pictures always show women and children gathering fruit? What will they do with them? 1 Cor. 6:13 states that we will have neither stomachs nor food in God's kingdom. Don't know why the pandas, lions, lambs, etc. will be necessary either. Maybe pets?

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex

    Nice beaver!

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    It would creep me out living near a man who didn't like Pandas!

    Love,

    Robyn

  • kenpodragon
    kenpodragon

    The painted smiles with the look of, "someone took my brain!"

    My thought

    Dragon

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