by teenyuck 35 Replies latest jw friends
Let me ask something, since it's an item in the survey. If you shower in the morning do you also shower in the evening, making for two baths a day?
Personally I've always taken a shower in the evening as soon as I get home but never felt the need for another the next morning. Ok, unless there was a hot date the night before but those are few and far between for me.
Mike.
I only shower in the morning. Really helps clear up the morning fog.
I will shower later in the day, but only after a workout.
My routine cannot be complete without the am shower.
Bendrr, I shower every morning and also before bed but only because I usually shower before we uhhh,, well, Im sure you get the picture.
We have two curious kids so we cant really mess around in the morning.
# 1 Brush Teeth ( I hate morning breath )
# 2 Do you really want to know that I go potty now?
# 3 Shower & get ready for work
# 4
Francois...no M = no Medication
I don't need any, I'm spayed ya Noddy...but I do still have my ovaries if that is any consolation!!
[1] Hit snooze bar a couple of times
[2] Take a few gulps of bottled water
[3] Shave
[4] Drink glass of fresh orange juice then brush teeth
[5] Shower, towel dry, comb hair
[6] Put on boxer shorts, then semi-formal trowsers each starting with left leg first, hop-balance on left leg while grappling with right leg next, middle leg last, then buckle -- sorry Puffs, this level of detail is probably more than you care to know
[7] Put on button-down shirt, fasten all buttons except for top button of course
[8] Put on belt and wrist watch
[9] Unbuckle trowsers for quick tuck of shirt tails, buckle trowsers and belt, put on socks and shoes
[10] Clip cell phone to trowsers, put billfold, moneyclip and car keys in pockets
[11] Grab cold bottled water from fridge
[12] Arm and lock house, get in car, start gulping ice cold water and head to Starbucks
[13] Arrive at Starbucks and order coffee, add cream and sugar
[14] Enjoy coffee during 15 minute freeway commute
[15] Arrive at office ready for another "kickass productive day" to paraphrase one colleague
A] Make coffee and drink
A latte. Irish creme, vanilla, or hazelnut. I roll my own, no Seattle's Best or Starbucks being within reasonable distance.
[B] Make tea and drink
No. Coffee for me.
[C] Use the toilet; sitting or standing
Good grief, is there anyone alive who doesn't? My position depends on the driving need at the time.
[D] Take a shower
Ayup. Jimmy Buffet to the contrary, Juicy Fruit is not enough to wash the night away.
[E] Make love, with yourself or your companion
When she's here, yes indeedy. Note that these are not in strict chronological order; E normally precedes D (or, occasionally, coincides with it).
[F] Read the morning newspaper
Nay, fair maid, nay.
[G] Watch the morning news on TV
Nope.
[H] Smoke a cigarette
(Kaff kaff kaff, gag, choke) NO! Not for the past four and a half years, anyway.
[I] Wake your family
I live alone.
[J] Let out the dog or cat
I live alone.
[K] Eat breakfast
Yep. Normally, two or three eggs, over-medium or scrambled, with Pace "Roasted Tomato" picante sauce liberally topping them off, and a couple of pieces of toast. Orange juice and the latte mentioned above. Sometimes I swap this out for oatmeal and an apple or banana.
[L] Put on clothing and walk out the door to go to work
Duh...
[M] Take your medication
Yep, because I feel so much better when I do.
[N] ________ fill in the blank with anything missed
Carry my breakfast in to the study and have a peek at JWD while I'm eating.
