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  • Dismembered

    Everyone of them. After 25 years of the same old ......

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    excrement : feces, stool, shit, crap, excreta, ordure, night soil
  • berten

    All of them,but if I have to choose one,I would say the District
    Conventions,these ones where always held in the middle of summer
    over here,and the weather was always unbearably *hot*.
    Does anyone remember that those DC's had four days with three
    over two hour long sessions for the first three days?Pure torture!
    The crap started thursdaymorning at 10h until 12h,then 14h until around 16h,
    and to top it off 19h until around 22h.
    Did I mention it was always *hot*? No wonder.Those "worldly" halls
    were not meant to accomodate over 10.000 people huddled together on
    cheap folding chairs (Tied together by a long steel rod
    because of security regulations) with no air regulation to speak of.

    (I did mention in another thread the sorry state of the toilets over there.
    The food is another thing worthy of a thread on its own.)

    The BORG changed it to a three day,two sessions affair in the
    mid seventies,but it was still three days too much...

  • finnrot

    It was all torture. But Sundays were the worst, because I just wanted to be home watching the 49ers.

  • blondie

    The one I was at.

  • ugg

    all of them---ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    book study---had to take my shoes off and watch a dog run around and
    piss on every thing----ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    you know,,,those family things on stage---- ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    conventions,,crap started thursday mornings---ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    i have just quoted SOME of the responses given...i have never laughed
    so hard....my god,,,you people are hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ugg

    opps,,,,i forgot my favorite response!!!!

    by william pen-----written review night....i think the clock actually went backwards-----ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  • morrisamb

    I can't believe a lot of you thought the Watchtower study was the most boring...oh the public talk for sure. I used to think it was a holiday when the public talk speaker got sick or something. Imagine how much things would be lived up if they let sisters give talks that were more than 3 or four minutes as a side show!

  • Room 215
    Room 215

    My, my...

    I'm shocked that nobody's singled out the so-called ``Service Meeting." It was (is) by far the most banal, unspiritual, repetitious and deathly dull of all five!

  • LizardSnot

    The most boring meeting to me was the one where the elder talked about some boring "steward class" or something to that effect. I remember it being so boring that I couldnt even comfortably sleep.


    Edited by - LizardSnot on 2 August 2002 9:27:58

  • minimus

    Were you at all interested in the instructions fpr behavior at district conventions?

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