I'd buy anything you mentioned, but the bethel-shaped "new light" lamp is my favorite.
Hilarious post!
Ideas for merchandise
by Simon 45 Replies latest jw friends
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Mutz
JeHovis Loaf "The bread of life after the watchtower"
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SYN
A lamp that has "NEW LIGHT" in bright red letters on the lampshade!
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Scully
Ladies' handkerchiefs that say
"Caution: Not to be worn on head." or "Caution: Only to be worn on head when wearing thong panties"Bumper stickers:
"9 out of 10 Rottweilers prefer Jehovah's Witnesses"
"Escapee from Pedophile Paradise"Ladies T-shirts:
"I'm a Jezebel and damn proud of it"
"First Class Citizen"or how about a t-shirt with just this guy's pic on it?
Love, Scully
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riz
how about a t-shirt that says:
"Take this hoagie and shove it-- I ain't worshipping here no more!" :)
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Jim_TX
"Witchtower... Been there, Done that, Bought the T-Shirt."
(Or a variation thereof...)
Witchtower - you're Damned if yur DF'ed, you're Damned if you're DA'ed.
(Ok - a tad strong, I'll agree.)
Regards,
Jim TX
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OUTLAW
Hey Simon,a WBTS personal work station fan that works in reverse,it dosen`t blow,it sucks/a Bethel shaped plant pot that kills everything you put in it/a WBTS board game with contradicting instructions,so nobody wins/a WBTS dog dish that dispenses the right food at the proper time..LOL...OUTLAW
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Perfection Seeker
FREE AT LAST FREE AT LAST
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plmkrzy
http://ourworld.cs.com/plmcrazy4/SILLYPICSindex.html
SKULLY Click here for a sample T-Shirt. And Bumper Sticker.
Bumper Stickers are Big In california
plum
Or how bout a T-Shirt whith a space for our own iron PIC. those are pretty popular in the summer here.
Edited by - plmkrzy on 29 June 2002 17:12:25
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Undecided
How about this," The End is Comming 1874,1879,1914,1926,1975,1999
Well, Anyway, Real Soon???
Ken P.
Edited by - Undecided on 30 June 2002 23:13:12