This whole thing is ripe for parody. I may try to go to the Saturday session and get some video of the baptism and demos at my local site. What I noticed the last time I went (2011) was that the speakers could have been interchangeable - their inflections were all 1-2-3 - kadoo, 1-2-3-4-kadoo. Even when they called special guests like local elders or "really, really blessed" pioneers who gave up everything and wanted to share their personal story of being "blessed by Jehovah" in mysterious and unexpected ways - it was still 1-2-3-kadoo.
I'll watch the whole video later this week and maybe do a mashup with it. It is all so staged and staged terribly.
JV
