My Mom Hopes I Die Before The Great Tribulation Comes

by minimus 48 Replies latest jw friends

  • nancy drew
    nancy drew

    There's nothing more dangeous than a true believer who takes their beiief to it's logical conclusion.

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    As has already been said, you will, and so will everyone else, all of humanity will die before any imaginary event comes to pass.

  • minimus

    I love that woman, and she loves death.

  • OnTheWayOut

    Tell her not to worry, you definitely will die before the great tribulation comes.

    Fully, that was my first thought. It's a shame she would be happy if you died before her because of her cult training.

  • Separation of Powers
    Separation of Powers

    Just a sign of the end...."having no natural affection"

  • jean-luc picard
    jean-luc picard

    mine did too. what a weird religion

  • WingCommander

    Spot, roll over.....roll over.....roll over for momma. Thata boy! Now fetch mommy her .357 magnum. Go on.....get it! Sick that Smith & Wesson. Good boooy.....good boy! Put your head on momma's lap...go on....put it on momma's lap! Now close your eyes. Good boooy. Now....Die Spot, Die! Good boy.

  • sparky1

    Minimus, maybe you should buy your mother a copy of WALDEN by Henry David Thoreau. "I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, DISCOVER THAT I HAD NOT LIVED (caps mine). I did not wish to live what was not life, living is so dear; nor did I wish to practise resignation, unless it was quite necessary. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life......"

    Personally Minimus, I hope we all get to LIVE now before we die. Not just EXIST in hopes of getting to live in some 'promised new paradise earth' sometime in the unknown future.

  • Vidiot

    nancy drew - "There's nothing more dangeous than a true believer who takes their belief to its logical conclusion."


    By that logic, almost everyone (religious, that is) is a heretic or an apostate, 'cause most people wouldn't even consider taking their beliefs to their logical conclusion/extreme.

  • sparky1

    My mother always thought that I would die at Armageddon because I was unfaithful. In the Spring of 2015 she will have been dead for 15 years and I'm still here.

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