Today he kept bumping in to (or rather dodging and weaving from) fellow Witnesses. He's talking about returning but can't figure out a way to do it without enduring a fair amount of humiliation. I did not panic. I asked what he would like to do if he went back? I also refused to accept that he was returning to the "Truth". I told him the WHO has far more truth about the Ebola virus than the WTS.
He does not want to do the Witness thing. He just doesn't want to feel guilty either. So his second strategy was to come up with some good excuses. I gave him a few, which he wasn't that impressed with:
- It's part of his probation conditions.
- His wife has kept him too busy...in the bedroom.
- Grow a moustache.
- Get a gay earring stud, a neck tattoo.
- Field service is too boring.
- Tell them the truth.
- Grow Elvis sideburns.
The best advice I gave him, in his most humble opinion, was to be a Submarine Witness as Blondie suggested. He also asked if you, my Chat Bunnies, might have better advice. But he doesn't want it too silly.
You have my permission to be silly.