New marketing ideas for JW.ORG merchandise!?!?

by stuckinarut2 28 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • OneEyedJack

    get me a sticker and I will throw it on a bong!

  • OnTheWayOut

    How about an ad in pornographic magazines with half a page of nothing but on the blue background and various messages like "God will kill this business" or "Wouldn't you rather read the Watchtower?" or "Do you raise that same hand at the Kingdom Hall to comment? "

  • BluesBrother

    I have it on good authority that these are real. - ordered privately from a firm that makes such things for promotions .

  • redvip2000

    There are already several companies who are capitalizing on marketing to the JW world.

    One of the most famous one for example is

  • bigmac

    J Worg condoms---available from vending machines in the KH toilets. ( washrooms )

  • stuckinarut2

    haha bigmac!

    Would they be "one-size" fits all?

    Beter wear protection, cos with the GB, you are going to get screwed!

  • AndDontCallMeShirley

    "JW.Org" KY least when a JW gets f**ked by WT it won't hurt quite as bad....

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  • skeeter1

    Not really merchandise, but a new form of theocratic warfar. gives out a computer virus that goes onto any computer that visits The virus blocks all apostate websites, sends back critical financial information to the Borg (for the new tithing arrangment, of course), and downloads acceptable, 'clean' porn videos.

  • skeeter1

    Diplomas that look like they are from a real university.

    (But are from Awake University, Ass-ociates Degree in the True Christian Religion, with the name and baptism date on it)

    Birth certificates that have the date you were baptised into the Truth with the elders who baptised you, signature.

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