New marketing ideas for JW.ORG merchandise!?!?

by stuckinarut2 28 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • stuckinarut2

    Nice ones skeeter!

    by the way, what would wt define as 'clean porn'?

  • steve2

    Short-term life insurance policies such as for 3 to 6 month terms with money back guaranteed if the end of the system comes before the end of the insurance term.

    Tea bags that turn more golden (i.e., brighter) the longer they are steeped in water (but if left in more than 12 hours, go black).

    A one-month calendar (because to purchase a 12-month calendar indicates you don't expect the end is sooooooo very near).

    Making lots and lots of purchases on 48-month interest free and deferred payment terms because we absolutely know the end will be here well before July 2018.

    Approved life size cardboard cut outs of you and your theocratic family sitting attentively at meetings (whilst the real you and your family are at home watching Homeland and stuffing your faces with crisps and soda). No one in the Hall will notice it's not you but cardboard cutouts because cardboard has the necessary depth and integrity of the perfectly attentive JW family.

    Pre-approved local gossip news sheets handed to you at the beginning of the meeting by elders naming recently disapproved brothers and sisters that you are now free to "discreetly' spread gossip and rumor with the blessing of the Governing Body (who love you).

  • AndDontCallMeShirley

    what would wt define as 'clean porn'?



  • AndDontCallMeShirley

    Literature that self-destructs within 6 weeks, the same frequency as "new light" revelations.

    disappearing ink pens

  • Bye bye birdie
    Bye bye birdie

    On a previous thread I had anticipated the sweat bands with the logo on it. Specifically so the mark of the beast joke can be made by all!

  • smiddy

    For those impatient that armageddon hasn`t yet arrived " A thousand years as if one day and a day as a thousand years" , so dont hold your breath waiting for the big "A"


  • integ

    Bumper sticker that says "Got Taze"?

  • sparrowdown

    Baptismal Tea-bags for when someone gets dunked.

    A toaster with the logo so you will remember every day what happens to apostates at amaggeddon. (toastageddon)

    A bird feeder.

    Rhinestone crowns.

    Tight pants.

  • sparrowdown

    A "snow" globe of the world with little people rather than "snow" and it makes a screaming sound when you shake it.

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