NONE OF THAT STUFF IS REAL. ITS BEEN PLACED THERE BY SATAN AND HIS DEMONS TO DECEIVE MANKIND INTO NOT BELEIVING IN CREATION.
Old Light, still current.
Were johos amenable to logic, one would say that given that by their beliefs Satan is definitely (at least for the present) more powerful than "god", it makes good sense to worship Satan for the time being, and only switch when the end is truly close.
Oops, the end is always truly close in the Cloud-Watching Crazed Cuckoodom of the Watchtower!