by frankiespeakin 24 Replies latest social humour
Does anybody have one? If you do, or decide to do it please take a video and post it on Utube. Call it 'Sparlock's Revenge'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxfuPD89Wxs
Alright it's just a boyish prank, but hey I thought it would be a nice idea to fantasize about.
Ahh, I SOOOO wanted the title of this thread to be true.
You could've included a poll to find out which GB member we would prefer to see as the victim.
A Morris III would likely be a very popular candidate.
Anyone heard of the Biotic Baking Brigade?
Yes, I definitely think a chocolate cream pie should be thrown into the face of Anthony (Tight pants) Morris 'The Turd'. That pompous prick has it coming!!
Perhaps for some people, gratifying to fantasize about but an incredibly stupid and frightening thing to do to anybody - especially the individual not knowing what's happening and what could happen next. In post 9/11, what is anyone to think being accosted by a seemingly "innocent" cream pie?If anyone did that to me, I think it would spin me into a panic or worse and I'd be bristling to press charges or, if I gathered my shocked senses, attempt to accost them and hold them responsible. Charlie Chaplin this ain't. I would think that anybody with even an ounce of empathy would know how very wrong it is to purposely invade another's space for the sake of a prank so that person can be embarrassed and vilified on you tube. The days of Laughing Stocks are alive and well.
"We're being persecuted" would be the cry!!
The TWO best ways of dealing with such ones are,
a) financially, and
b) publicising their false doctrines.
Giving them publicity to demonize "awakened" people, is self-defeating.
Wasn't this exactly what made people realise Jeff Skilling, of Enron, was not God, and could actually be prosecuted and jailed for his crimes?
From the 2005 movie "The Smartest Guys in the Room".
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2002/01/28/rise-and-fall-enron/
"June 21, 2001 - At an appearance in California, Jeff Skilling is hit in the face with a cream pie as Enron comes under fire for "profiteering" from the electricity crisis."
It worked once, and it can work again.
The Searcher - "'We're being persecuted' would be the cry!!"
"Persecution Pie" featuring Sparlock's face...
...coming soon to an XJW activist site near you.
Wow 942 views. Well looks like the idea is out there in cyber space.
or maybe Sparlock might get ressurected by Satan from the garbage bin and become like the marshmallow man in Ghost Busters:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-sALU_hveA
or How Ghost Busters should have Ended staring Caleb and His unnamed Mom:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGY7WW4lRL0
The Three Stooges:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pieing
Political acts [ edit ]
See also: List of people who have been piedThe probable originator of pieing as a political act was Thomas King Forcade, the founder of High Times magazine. In 1970, Forcade pied Otto N. Larsen, the Chairman of thePresident's Commission on Obscenity and Pornography; his action was called the first Yippie pieing. [9][10] Aron Kay, also a Yippie, went on to take up Forcade's pieing tactics. Kay pied, among many others, William F. Buckley, Phyllis Schlafly, G. Gordon Liddy, E. Howard Hunt, and Andy Warhol. [11] A disciple of Aron Kay, Thom Higgins, pied singer and anti-gay rightsactivist Anita Bryant in Des Moines, Iowa, in 1977 (audio footage of the incident is included in the Chumbawamba song Just Desserts, an homage to the concept of pieing). [12][13][14] Kay retired in 1992 after pieing right-wing activist Randall Terry. Kay appears in cartoon form in a 2003 animated music video, "Death penalty for pot" by Benedict Arnold and The Traitors, where he and Dana Beal pie George W. Bush and former U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft (at 2 minutes and 33 seconds into the video). [15]
Concerning Kay, an article in the San Francisco Examiner says: "He considers the Three Stooges, whom he began watching on TV as a kid, as the true fathers of pie-throwing." [4]
Belgiananarchist and surrealist Noël Godin pied filmmaker Jean-Luc Godard during the Cannes Film Festival, and Bernard-Henri Lévy .
A noted victim of pieing was Microsoft founder Bill Gates who was pied in Belgium in 1998. A computer game was later released in which Gates' head pops up around the screen and the object is to "pie" as many of his heads as possible in the allocated time.
The anonymous Biotic Baking Brigade has pied or attempted to pie, among others, conservative pundits Ann Coulter and David Horowitz; and Fred Phelps, the controversial leader of the Westboro Baptist Church. Coulter has also been attacked by the "terrorist" group Al Pieda. [16] The Canadian group the Entartistes, founded by Rhinoceros Party of Canada founder François Gourd , has also pied many, including then-Prime Minister of Canada Jean Chrétien . In 2003 in the city of Calgary they pied Ralph Klein, the premier of the Canadian province of Alberta, saying in their press release: "Is it surprising to see Ralph Klein opposing the Kyoto Accord for the right of big corporations to pollute, the same corporations that finance his campaigns?" [3]
"The pie gives power back to the people because so many feel powerless in the face of big politicians and industrialists", explained Pope-Tart (a pseudonym), a member of the Entartistes. [17] Newsweek columnist Gersh Kuntzman wrote that pieing "deserves to be one of the most celebrated traditions in our so-called culture." [14]
Sometimes pieing targets suffer the prank with good humor. Godard was very pleased at being pied and said "this is what happens when silent movies meet talking pictures"; he intervened with the Cannes authorities on behalf of Noël Godin to prevent him from being arrested. Anti-gay campaigner Anita Bryant, upon being pied by a gay activist on television, joked that "at least it's a fruit pie", apparently making a pun on the derogatory term for a gay man ("fruit"). However, moments later she was in tears. By contrast, Bernard-Henri Lévy has on multiple occasions attacked Godin and his followers, and Ann Coulter pressed charges in 2005 when she narrowly evaded a pie at the University of Arizona. [18] Activist David Horowitz said of his pieing, "These attacks are sinister. The person who throws a pie is saying, ‘I hate you. I don't want you to speak.' I never saw it coming. And it took away my dignity. When you're lecturing, you're supposed to have an authority. But a pie turns it into a food fight." [14]
On January 25, 2010, Canada's Fisheries and Oceans MinisterGail Shea was hit with a pie in her face while touring the Canada Centre for Inland Waters in Burlington, Ontario, in an act of protest against the seal hunt in Canada by animal rights group PETA. [19] PETA said in a release that it was part of its campaign “to stop the government’s ill-advised sanction of the slaughter of seals.” [20]
On July 19, 2011, Rupert Murdoch was pied in London during a Parliamentary hearing on the News International phone hacking scandal. [13][21][22][23][24][25]
Convicted [ edit ]
Canada [ edit ]
Former Canadian prime minister Jean Chrétien was hit in the face with a pie by a protester in Prince Edward Island in 2000. His attacker initially was given jail time but eventually received a conditional sentence. [20]
A woman who missed Alberta Premier Ed Stelmach with a pie at the annual Calgary Stampede breakfast in 2007, and hit a security official instead, was sentenced to 30 days in jail. So was a woman who threw a pie at Calgary Mayor Dave Bronconnier in the summer of 2007. [20]
In 2003, a protester who hit then-Alberta premier Ralph Klein in the face with a pie at the Stampede breakfast was convicted of assault and ordered to serve a 30-day intermittent jail sentence. [20]
U.K [ edit ]
Jonathan May-Bowles pied Rupert Murdoch in July 2011 during a highly publicized testimony before a British parliamentary committee in connection with the News International phone hacking scandal. May-Bowles was sentenced to serve a six-week prison sentence at Wandsworth Prison in London; this sentence has subsequently been reduced to four weeks. [26]
United States [ edit ]
In August 2010, a Michigan State University student named Ahlam Mohsem, 23, threw a Dutch apple pie into Michigan Senator Carl Levin's face and was arrested on assault and battery charges. The police also charged a man who allegedly distracted the senator before the pie was thrown. Mohsem said she threw the pie to protest the Senator's support for war crimes by Israel. [27]
Sweden [ edit ]
In September 2001, the Swedish king Carl XVI Gustaf was visiting Varberg when he suddenly got pied by a 16-year-old boy. Such an attack could possibly have counted as high treason under Swedish law, which would have warranted a long prison sentence. However, the perpetrator was merely convicted for assault, as it could not be proven that his motive was of political character. He was therefore sentenced to no more than hefty day-fines. Two other boys, who had helped to prepare the attack by making the cake, were also fined. [28]
What about a tar and feathering a GB durring one of their regular "Listen Obey And Be Blessed" bull shit talks?
@ NT: I definitely think a chocolate cream pie should be thrown into the face of Anthony (Tight pants) Morris 'The Turd'
Frankly, (pun intended) I'd rather like to see him pelted to a pulp by a relentless barrage of hot dogs.....
Anita Bryant anti gay pie in the face where she prays for the offending pie thrower to be forgiven by God almighty for such an horrendous crime;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-A2Ql81WTY
Billy Gates pied:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gthQPvkFf6k
Soupy Sales pie in the face:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT5TKTt5BeA
Soupy's little green pieces of paper:
