The WTBTS will move gradually into porn so the sheeples dont all run away.
They will say how frank the babble is on sexual matters, reading the Song of Solomon gives us all ideas - an idea rather - of what kind of erotic imagery is appropriate for christians. Since we now live in an audio visual age, people no longer understand the paragraphs describing sex acts found in the magazines: Following the lead of the deaf masturbating video, short wmf will be released showing what these practices look like.
jehovahs Clean people can rejoice that as of January a new companion to the Watchtower and Asleep magazines will commence publication:
"The Bitchower - Announcing the Faithful Slaves Hardon"