An elder in my congregation got on my nerves because he kept putting his arm around me and I'd asked him to stop. A few weeks later he did the same thing again so I used my knee against his micro-penis. A judicial committee was formed even though I was being sexually harrassed by this octapus of an elder. I told the elders that I would do more next time if he came anywhere near me with his overactive hands...the big pussy.
I know you're thinking I'm making this up but its the truth (no pun on the truth). Elders stick together no matter what weird and disrespectful things they do.....