Crazy JW urban legend

by Simon 48 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • steve2
    steve2

    Oh, decades ago I head that even Glen Campbell ordered all JWs to leave his concerts! As if. God, the way the Witnesses talk, it's like the official beginning of their mass persecution!

    Where and how do these rumors begin? I don't imagine JWs deliberately inventing them; but perhaps some paranoia is at work?

    JWs are so humorless that, even if an entertainer said something in jest, the Witnesses would interpret it with utmost seriousness and start spreading stories about being persecuted. BTW, in many countries such as my homeland New Zealand, Mormons are frequently the butt of jokes. While I wouldn't say they like the attention, they seem as a group to cope in a less paranoid way than the Witnesses do when they are the butt of jokes.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Good Morning Simon!..

    Yes I remember that..

    There was also a rumour about Hawaiian singer Don Ho..

    They claimed he would make everyone stand and sing the USA national anthem..If he knew JWs were in the Club he performed at..

    "Megan" knew JW`s who worked for him..She said Don was hurt by the rumours..

    I`ve been to his show (Decades ago)..He was a good Entertainer..

    ............................. photo mutley-ani1.gif...OUTLAW

  • Violia
    Violia

    The Carson "thing" happened. Me a a lot of folks who watch late night TV saw it. it got edited or is gone. There were people at the Denver concert who know Denver did ask jws to stand up and leave. This has been a long time ago. Sometimes folks would get on late night TV and say things and it would conveniently disappear. It could not happen today but it happened then. I spoke to someone in the "biz" years ago and they told me the Carson tape was edited or destroyed due to threats of a lawsuit from Denver. Not defending the nutty jws, but this did happen. It was easy to edit or destroy tapes then. It was a long time ago. and yes I am old but I know what I saw on national TV.

  • AFRIKANMAN
    AFRIKANMAN

    Famous musician orders all audience members of a particular religious or national group to leave his concert.
    ...Ordered Away Claim: Famous musician orders all audience members of a particular religious or national group to leave his concert. Examples:...
    ...year ago. It reported John [Denver] asked if anyone in his audience was a Jehovah's Witness. A few people put up their hands, and John asked them to...
    ...orders members of particular groups to leave his concerts has over the years been attached to a number of performers, including Clint Black, Phil...
    Sun, 15 Dec 2013 12:11:57 GMT http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/ordered.asp

    [Collected on the Internet, 2000]

    There was apparently a story some years ago, which I heard less than a year ago. It reported John [Denver] asked if anyone in his audience was a Jehovah's Witness. A few people put up their hands, and John asked them to leave.



    [Collected via e-mail, 2006]

    I heard from a Jewish friend of mine that Phil Collins once asked all Jewish people at one of his concerts to leave before he would play. They did get to have their tickets prices refunded.


    [Collected via e-mail, 2006]

    This big shot western singer Keith Urban asked all Canadians to stand up at the Minot Fair. After everyone stood up he asked all the Canadians to leave the stands before he would sing because they were not helping out fighting with USA troops. Pass this around and see how his record sales do in Canada. Also Garth Brooks donated 1 million to keep Canadian cattle out of USA.
    Origins: The legend about the hate-filled musician who orders members of particular groups to leave his concerts has over the years been attached to a number of performers, including Clint Black, Phil Collins, John Denver, Gloria Estefan, Don Ho, and Keith Urban. Usually the music lovers being ostracized are Jehovah's Witnesses, but when the rumor attaches to Phil Collins, the ones being driven away are Jews, and when it is told of Keith Urban, they are Canadians. Also, in those

    latter two cases, putative reasons for the banishment are offered: Collins is said to be a supporter of the Palestine Liberation Organization (PLO) and so regards Jews with disfavor, and Urban is said to be down on Canadians for their country's not supporting the U.S. in its war in Iraq.

    The most common version of the story has John Denver, he of the angelic face and kindly manner, demanding the Jehovah's Witnesses in his audiences depart. No reason is given for his enmity, no explanation offered as to what they might have done to have so incurred his wrath. He orders them away, and (we are left to surmise) they meekly get up and leave.

    Given the many thousands of performers who populate the music scene and the variety of temperaments among them, Denver seems ill-suited for the role of "singer who turns on his fans and sends them packing." Then too, so does the second most common target of the rumor, Phil Collins, a performer who exudes an aura of approachability and geniality. Interestingly, both he and Denver are the subject of other widespread false tales, Denver as a sniper who served in Vietnam, and Collins as a singer who used his song "In the Air Tonight" to finger an audience member who had earlier left a man to drown.

    This following twist is sometimes added to the story of concertgoers told to leave: [Collected via e-mail, 2005]

    I was once told that John Denver (folk singer of songs like Rocky Mountain High and such) was on the Tonight Show one night. He was a huge patriot and apparently had no love whatsoever for JW's. Apparently as the story goes, John gets up to sing a patriotic song and before he begins tells the audience "If there are any Jehovah Witnesses in the audience, you may want to leave right now." And then he sings his song. When he's done and goes to the couch to chat with Johnny, Carson apparently says "I want you to know something. You see that camera guy? He's a JW, and so is that lighting guy and so are a bunch of people on my staff. I hire them because they are honest and hard working. And now, I'd like YOU to leave." (The "TV talk show host as avenger of the wronged" is a stock character who appears in urban legends where a well-regarded hero is called for to put the boots to a celebrity seemingly proud of having done something odious. In other incarnations, Oprah Winfrey puts the run on Tommy Hilfiger after he proclaims he doesn't want African-Americans buying his clothes and chases off Liz Claiborne after the popular designer confides she doesn't design for African-American women because their hips are too big.)

    When the dismissed concertgoers legend is told of John Denver, sometimes it includes the additional detail of his ordering all Witnesses to their feet and, while he strums the National Anthem on his guitar, telling them to leave. In that detail is contained a putative explanation for his having sent them packing: patriotism. Jehovah's Witnesses strive to maintain strict neutrality in the world's affairs, neither taking sides nor serving any government. They therefore do not serve in the military, nor do they salute the flag. These twin refusals anger some who believe Jehovah's Witnesses thereby demonstrate a lack of love for their country.

    A more benign view of John Denver's possible awareness of that neutrality posits that the legend sprang from a misunderstanding or mischaracterization of an attempt to recognize his Jehovah's Witness fans' potential distaste for some of his musical offerings and provide them an alternative to having to sit through a set they might find objectionable. This theory turns the legend on its head, changing the intolerant performer out to punish members of a group he dislikes into one whose attempt to be sensitive to the religious hot buttons of others: [Collected on the Internet, 2004]

    A sister I knew used to get mad when the Denver urban legend came up. She claimed she knew some JWs who were at a JD concert, and JD, who knew that JW's were not supposed to join in patriotic stuff, said, "If there are any JWs in the audience, you might not enjoy this next set, this would be a good time to go to the bathroom or get food or drink." In September 2006, the Internet contributed a new version of this legend in which Keith Urban demanded that all Canadians leave his concert because he was angered by Canada's refusal to help the U.S. win its war in Iraq. The telling widely circulated in e-mail placed the incident "at the Minot Fair," a tidbit of information that provided just enough of a starting point from which to get at the truth.

    On 21 July 2006, Keith Urban performed in Minot, North Dakota, to a crowd of 12,069 at the North Dakota State Fair. No mention surfaced in the news arising from that nine-day extravaganza of the singer's having ordered concertgoers (Canadian or otherwise) to vacate the stands. Given that coverage of the fair included such in-depth coverage as Charlene Bangen's pork dish missing first place by two noodles (which the judges determined too dark in color to merit the nod), a big-time country star's giving the boot to some of his paying public would surely have been reported upon had such an event actually occurred. Also of note in putting the rumor to rest is the singer's performance a week earlier in Sarnia, Ontario, where on 13 July 2006 he kicked off that city's Bayfest series of concerts.

    According to fair officials, Urban did address Canadians in the crowd during his North Dakota performance, but he merely offered them a friendly greeting: Jessica Bullinger, marketing director for the State Fair, asked several co-workers who were there and was told that Urban gave a special greeting to his Canadian fans. She thinks the twisting around of this greeting may have been how the rumor started.

    "He did ask how many Canadians were in the audience, then gave them a special welcome and thanked them for attending the show," Bullinger said. "It's very unfortunate because it was a special welcome that he gave to Canadians."

    Wendy Howe, executive director of the Minot Convention and Visitors Bureau, was there for the entire concert and confirms that Urban did in fact give all the Canadians in the audience a special greeting

    "He said, 'I hear we have a lot of Canadians in the audience tonight. Can I have all the Canadians here stand up or give a shout,'" Howe said. "When they did (stand), he said something about a special greeting or a special welcome and that "It's great to see you.'" As for the tacked-on rumor that Garth Brooks donated $1 million to keep Canadian cattle out of the U.S., we've yet to locate anything that supports the claim.


    Read more at http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/ordered.asp#dbybq3HPeJL6S8qW.99

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    There was also a rumour [strictly JW generated it seemed } that the company which manufactured the cosmetic "Oil of Olay" had a Satanic Directorship - so no dubs bought the product.

  • AFRIKANMAN
    AFRIKANMAN

    Oops didnt mean to make such a long reply ! Ag Sorrrry Man !

  • Violia
    Violia

    you can quote snopes all day but there exists a lot of people who saw that National TV show. The Johnny Carson show was what most of us watched at night. I recall looking forward to it b/c I was a Denver fan. The tape is edited or gone, it is that simple. The Carson people made it GO AWAY b/c of possibility of lawsuits from the DENVER people. I know it is difficult to believe ( especially in this day of hi technology) that someone just made something GO AWAY, but that is all that happened. Carson was a very powerful person. There may exist people at that concert that had tape recorders etc, but so far nothing has surfaced.

    I had some friends who went to a country singer ( years ago ) and went up to meet him and offer him literature and he had them removed . He said jws were a cult. Now he did not do that from the stage but that actually happened. I know b/c I once met him and he asked about my religion and I told him I was trying to find a way to leave jws and he got very upset b/c he said they were a cult. I was not asked to leave -- I was offered the help of his microphone if i needed it. I was too naive to take him up on it.

    Lots of things happened at concerts that no one ever finds out about. Get back in you WAY BACK machine and to a time that no one had cell phones or the Internet . There were recording devices but most were too cumbersome to take to a concert.

  • Simon
    Simon

    re: the stairway to heaven ... there are a few songe that apparently have the technique, some are more believable than others:

    http://www.stairwaytoheavenbackwards.com/

    I doubt Satan has anything to to with things though - more likely very skilled musicians and sound engineers wanting to mess with people and do clever stuff.

  • Band on the Run
    Band on the Run

    I don't know the law concerning who owns the editing rights to content. Something doesn't sound kosher, here. My impression was that Johnny Carson's production company would own the rights to the tape. I suppose an entertainer might ask to have content removed or refuse to ever appear on the show again. What strikes me as odd is who the heck cares enough about Witnesses to alter a tape? We are not a large demographic. I don't believe John Denver would lose anything if Witnesses stopped attending his performances.

    If this happened, someone should know which concert on a date certain. Audience members should know the approximate time. Could Denver have been joking? Why would John Denver even mention Witnesses when he has a large audience of normal people present? Perhaps he was merely giving fair warning.

    More importantly, why does it matter now?

    I never liked his songs much. They sounded alike to me. My sister was a big fan. I was Ms. Urban/Beatles/Dylan and she was Ms. Rural/John Denver. His TV show was fun.

  • blondie
    blondie

    There is no evidence, BOTR, except jws seeking attention or being important. jws see a conspiracy against themselves everywhere.

  • Violia
    Violia

    BOTR

    it was not jws that were the important persons here, It was John Denver on a national TV show that most of America watched and Carson asked Denver about this incident and asked him to leave over it. It was really a big deal at that time for Carson to ask someone to leave the stage. So you see, It is not so much at jws, but about Carson and Denver.

    I am not defending jws nor do I believe in conspiracy theories but I do know what I saw on National TV. Jws have done and said enough stupid things to pick on but this one has some truth to it b/c some of it aired on National TV. The idea that someone as powerful as Carson could not have something removed it naive.

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