I am having a Bad Day today (page 2)

KateWild

Clarity, it was 7.20am here when I posted before work. It's 9.30 am now I am at work. The girl at work is lovely. I gave her an earful of moaning and she is understanding too. She knows the JWs are a cult now as well. She is a good egg. Kate xx

cantleave

A Joke to cheer you up...................

A judge asked a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw."
From out in the audience a man shouted, "Lying bastard!" "Silence in the court!", the judge shouted back to the man.
He turned to the defendant and said, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel." "Tightwad!", blurted the man again.
"Quiet!", yelled the judge who continued, "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill."
"Son of a..." the man started to shout when the judge thundered back, "If you don't tell me reason for your outbursts right now, I will hold in contempt!"
So the man answered, "I've lived next to that man for ten years now, but do you think he ever had a tool when I needed to borrow one!"

Frazzled UBM

Knock knock...Who's there? Grandpa. Grandpa who? Knock knock...Who's there? Grandma. Gradnma who? Knock knock...Who's there? Grandpa. Grandpa who? Knock knock...Who's there? Grandma. Grandma who? Knock knock...Who's there? Aunt. Aunt who? Aren't you glad its not those annoying grandparents again.

PS Kate - check out the latest update to the sex thread.

KateWild

F.UBM, checked it out, very good. I am afraid it's better than your knock knock joke. But thanks for the other posts, made my day. Kate

KateWild

Angus, well done great joke. You made me spit out my coffee at my desk. Sam xx

Lozza Aussie

Hi Kate can relate to your feelings. Different day same crap. I told someone this little statement and they thought it was funny, talking about roosters. There is a saying that goes Today's rooster tomorrow's feather duster. Meaning a big shot one day and a no body tomorrow, people soon get knocked off their perches quickly.

Take care Lozza xx

Seraphim23

This made me laugh!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MxrWuE5qC5c

quellycatface

Not All Men Are Annoying.............................................................................................................some are dead.

Seriously, I feel for you.

I disassociated my self a week or so ago. After doing thorough research and reading stuff on here. It is a huge shock when you've been "in the truth" for any amount of time. Like finding out that the Queen is an avatar or something.....I have gone between angry (piss & vinegar), calm but exhausted and bloody depressed. It is too much for us.

You have PTSD. Of course you do. Don't try and feel better, or "cheer up" nonsense. Explore your feelings. Sleep if you need to, cry, play sad songs. Read old letters, look at old photos. I saw a sister I know today and I had to tell her I was DA'd, she knew I had been having doubts etc....BUT she had the cheek to say that she was upset!!!! How do you think people like us feel???? DOH!!!! Just concentrate on you right now.

Just think you could be on the Field Service now having a really upbuilding time with your fellow Christians. Or tonight, you could be taking part in the Theocrapic Ministry School. You are like a little caged bird, who longs to be free, the cage is open now, you just need the courage to fly out and it will come to you.

All the best little bird XX

Perry

Don't be defeated. When life gives you lemons.... make lemonade!

Bruja-del-Sol

Hey Sammy girl, here's just a very

SUNNY

warm, and heartfelt huge

H-U-G for you

and a big KISS

on both yer cheeks!

Sending you lots of love.

And always remember that life WILL get better and better, it just takes time!

I am having a Bad Day today

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