WTS overboard w/suggested presentation

by doinmypart 46 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • Gayle
    Gayle

    Publishers must not want to say why,,they know how unfruitful that is or they don't know 'why' any more

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    My goodness, jws dance around identifying themselves as jws.....Blondie

    ..I`m a Jehovah`s Witness..But..

    ....I`m not going to tell you!..

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  • Suraj Khan
    Suraj Khan

    Anyone who does not readily and immediately disclose their name, affiliation and purpose at your door is most likely a scammer.

    Period. End of story.

  • Narcissistic Supply
    Narcissistic Supply

    I'm here because i volunteer for a real estate laundering corporation.

  • Bella15
    Bella15

    I am here BECAUSE my parents make me come to your door otherwise they will beat the hell out of me!

    That cult is up to something with this word - and yes it would be to indoctrinate JWs even more than actually reaching the public.

  • blondie
    blondie

    jw: I'm here to encourage bible reading

    hh: are you a Jehovah?

    jw: I'm a follower of Christ.

    hh: Does that mean you aren't a Jehovah?

    jw: I'm a Christian.

    hh: Does that mean you aren't a Jehovah?

    jw: (grudgingly) I am one of Jehovah's Witnesses.

    hh: Does that mean you aren't a Christian?

  • wasblind
    wasblind

    I'm here BECAUSE I'm required to turn in a monthly report of my earnings............for my salvation.

  • wasblind
    wasblind

    Blondie

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    Like Frankie Yankovic said... "Just BECAUSE".

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNwzaS0jEOk

  • blondie
    blondie

    Well, well, well,
    Just because you think you're so pretty,
    And just because your momma thinks you're hot,
    Well, just because you think you've got something
    That no other girl has got,
    You've caused me to spend all my money.
    You laughed and called me old Santa Claus.
    Well, I'm telling you,
    Baby, I'm through with you.
    Because, well well, just because.

    Well, well, well,
    There'll come a time when you'll be lonesome
    And there'll come a time when you'll be blue.
    Well, there'll come a time when old Santa
    He won't pay your bills for you.

    You've caused me to lose all my women
    And now, now you say we are through.
    Well, I'm telling you
    Baby, I was through with you
    A long long time ago.

    Well, just because you think you're so pretty
    And just because your mama thinks you're the hottest thing in town
    Well, just because you think you've got something
    That nobody else has got,
    You've caused me to spend all of my money.
    Honey, you laughed and called me your old Santa Claus.
    Well, I'm telling you I'm through with you
    Because, well well, just because.

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