The Big Announcement..this week

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  • nancy drew
    nancy drew

    As bullwinkle the moose so aptly said " eenie meanie chili beanie the spirits are about to speak ".

  • freddo
    freddo

    Instructor:

    "Welcome to the "thrilling" new Kingdom Evangelizers School!"

    "This new and exciting school shows how the glorious chariot is moving forward at an ever increasing pace in these critical times! We now warmly welcome all you single sisters joining us for the first time!"

    "Will all the single sisters please leave by the door to my right and assist in the kitchen as we will need lunch in about three hours, thank you."

    "Married sisters are of course sanctified by their husbands and can stay in and listen quietly until this afternoon when they can join the single sisters on cleaning duties."

  • James Jackson
    James Jackson

    The School for Couples and Single brothers has been combined. Now called the "School for Kingdom Publishers" . Also single sisters and those up to 65 years of age can apply. Must be in good health, able to take care of all your own financial needs. You you be assigned to areas where the need is great.

  • rip van winkle
    rip van winkle

    Freddy and JJ,

    2 days and 2 pages ago.

    Spin the wheel and try again!

    ___

    I vote for Nancy Drew'sannouncement of Bullwinkle's pronouncement!

  • breakfast of champions
    breakfast of champions

    "Now called the "School for Kingdom Publishers" . Also single sisters and those up to 65 years of age can apply. Must be in good health. . . "

    Next will be "Kingdom School for Those Who Fog a Mirror"

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